Sup

Hahaha its a manlet

Chadlet

KONNICHIWA MINA SAN EXOBOXU PHIL DESU

Imagine being a fully (partially) grown adult and still not knowing how to do shoe laces up.

smol

wtf is with his knees?

I see the snoys are projecting.

manlet af

Manlets when will they ever learn?

>wtf is with his knees?
Those aren't his knees, those are actually his feet and he's standing on stilts.

That's just his cock.

he looks like a taller oompa loompa

When will they ever learn?

nigga looks like a series X

whats with the diorama

Why do manlets always roid?

The power stance required to save gaming

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Based

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He's as tall as an xbox. If there were people who had microshill levels of autism when it came to spamming memes against cuckbox we would've had a bunch of edits of him standing next to the dumpster tower by now

Shitting on Eckboc is like beating a dead dog

Is this the new xbox?

He's going to win next generation. It's well documented that tall people have an advantage when it comes to rising to executive positions. The fact that he is that short and the head of Xbox would suggest his intelligence and charisma is off the charts. We would expect to see someone like this running circles around Sony when it comes to business strategy, and in fact that's exactly what we see. For example, Sony anticipated that Microsoft would have a digital edition and produced their own to counter it. Phil knew that they knew this, so he countered the counter. He ordered a digital edition that was less powerful than his main SKU, one that could be priced at $249. Now Microsoft is likely to be the same price as Sony on the high end, while being more powerful, and undercutting them dramatically on the low end. So we're already seeing evidence of superhuman intelligence from Phil, and we're likely to see more and more inspired chess moves as the generation moves forward.

Lol what a shill

He wouldn't look so short if he stopped using Converse Chucks

HOLY SHIT

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Phil Chadcer

He has a huge forehead

I keep clicking this image in hope it's a gif.

The fuck is this from?

Big brain container as documented here

>buff dad bod is fat now
ok speed racer

Big IQ post

This cursed image terrifies the sonibrony.