Confess

Confess

Attached: confess.png (1229x1160, 57.67K)

I invented the "I'm still buying Cyberpunk 2077" meme, but I actually pre-ordered it back in February.

there are very few female video game characters i don't fantasize about raping until they cum

I might be the only one who can’t wait to play Paper Mario: The Origami King.

If I don’t get that, I’ll just get Super Paper Mario and tell my friends, “yeah I played the new Paper Mario, how’d you know?”

I don't like bossfights because they make me too tense, no matter how easy they are

I have not played games in the past 5 years.

I keep buying games I won't play.
I already have nearly 900 in my steam library.
I'm about to waste 2 grand in a gaming laptop I might not even use much.
I feel like I may be trying to fill a hole. I loved playing games with my sister when she was a kid, she doesn't care for me anymore, yet I keep buying coop games but I have no one to play them with...
I need a kid of my own

does it have to be vidya related?

Attached: 1592952461203.png (224x225, 50.45K)

I want CP2077 to be bad so all the reddit shills and ecelebs can have an autistic fit

I bought an Mclassic

and I think it's great

I like to stink up the Smash threads, in an attempt to get them a containment board

Attached: 1535422076393.jpg (773x1024, 98.65K)

I stopped playing vidya years ago but still come here to shitpost because even the lowest quality bait will get replies

Attached: 431ef44.jpg (1242x1227, 194.41K)

do they not have a general?

its amazing. shitposting here a decade ago taught me not to take bait but for some reason in the intervening years everyone forgot that you can just not respond

The ends do not justify the means user. There's no excuse for being a falseflag asswipe.

I spent 5 dollars on Steam during the summer sale just to buy a bunch of cards and craft badges.

Attached: 1594431054543.png (450x450, 148.53K)

I played a porn game when I was 11 and I didn't know what porn was so I played it with my speakers on.
It had voice acting.
I still wonder if my mom knew.

Attached: fuckingfuckedmate.jpg (496x496, 57.8K)

When I was young, I owned a gamecube. On this console, I played Paper Mario TTYD, Sonic Adventure 1 + 2(Yes, I am aware that Dreamcast version was better, don't crucify me for being young idiot who thought all consoles were the same), Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog, Mario Kart Double Dash, Mario Party 5, and Nicktoons Unite. In the current year, each franchise involved has gone to shit now so I am wondering if my childhood was cursed or blessed?

>Puppetfaggot detected

On the first mission in world is not enough for the n64 after spending like 20 minutes reading through the mission details for fun, I stood in front of the big red alarm button for like 2 minutes and then pressed it. The security guards started shooting so I started shitting and ran out the bank. Haven't laughed so hard in a long time

Zig Forums is full of retards, you can't even tell them one scientific fact without them sperging out over politics
Just fucking move /vpol/ to a red board

I've been starting to feel guilty about wanking to gay shit.

DMC 5 is my first game in the series, and I’m playing it on Human first, so I can move on to another game, then coming back on another difficulty.

The only reason I learned how to pirate was because I wanted to play huniepop

I full heartitly belive Zig Forums should be shut down for a year:
>All the anons who just wanna complain about politics and female protags can slink over to Zig Forums
>Anyone who cares about video games can go to their respect general in /vg/
>Everyone else can go home to Zig Forumseddit

lmao just leave then dude

That's not a confession, just an observation.

?

Where else will I go for comfy off topic threads like the lottery one or threads that would only work on Zig Forums like ai dungeon?

Same. I have a gf and I keep making excuses to not have sex with her just so I can jerk off to pegging porn.
I should probably stop excessively looking at porn like I did when I was single.