What if Crazy Redd had two little apprentices just like Tom Nook?

They have cute uncut human cocks. Animal dicks are gross.

Sorry but foxbois have fox cocks. Only disgusting apes have ugly gross dicks of the kind you gobble down daily.

I would like a jaded 20-something nephew instead

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what are the real intentions behind this thread?

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How about Redd, but as fat as Nook?

Sure if they were little loli foxes

like burgerpants?

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Now that he's on a boat, I want Gulliver to occasionally be helping him

How do I stop being a furry, stop being gay or both?

>loli
Don't be gay

I want a burgerpants bf

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nothing wrong with either

>nook is prepping his two young lads for clean cut, white collar, safe, comfortable real estate work and customer service/hospitality
>enter redd's two little hellions, rambunctious, uncouth, conniving, lying, vulgar girls who are seemiingly destined for a life of peddling and conning
>the two pairs of kids are polar opposites
>meaning inevitably, they attract
fund it

>games have a continuity
>Timmy and Tommy are still children after nearly two decades

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Maybe they're just short. I mean, what kind of guy let's their nephews run a shop on their own if they were still kids?

People who live in podunk towns with less than two dozen people living there at the absolute most

lol le ironic gay noises xD

Then I'd want to see them make out with the nooklings.

how can you be so retarded

being a gay furfag certainly doesn't feel *right*

Keep you cream in your pants nice cream bunny

>Years pass
>All Characters move from place to place
>Tortimer retired

Imagine the horror if Bob had a hellspawn of his own.

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it's not wrong or right, it's just what you are. do with that what you will, but don't loathe yourself for being what you are, you don't benefit from it.

what?

nah, gays should hate themselves

Are you an Arab or something?

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>hates homophobia
>cool with racism
make up your mind, retard

this but furries instead of gays

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