The gamer dent

just wear a headset to push it in and stop before you get the gamer dent

I felt the top of my head just now and can feel a little dip at the top. I'm switching to in ears exclusively and using my computer speakers more.

If I Were Him I'd Simply Move The Headphones Back And Forward To Smooth It Out

Damn, that dent is perfect to rest the barbell on to do squats.

Yeah, it's real.
I was able to actually successfully sue a major brand because their headset caused irreversible bone damage to the top of my skull.
I can't tell you which brand though because I signed an NDA but it's one of the big ones.

headset dent isnt a problem if you have a hair helmet

Can’t I’m not bald have a lot of hair my headphones slip off

you're anonymous fucking idiot

yo

Putting memes aside how does this happen?

People have been using headsets for literally 100 years. Nobody ever had a head dent from using them

Fixed.

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>it says "anonymous" so you can't be identified even if you give out information that only you would know

Literally how? Is your skull that soft?

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Wear a hat and you'll be fine.

AL DENTE

>wearing headsets
>not using earbuds and a table mic
Well deserved.

>that receeding hair line

If I Were You I Wouldn't Type Like A Retard.

WHAT THE FUCK IT'S REAL

IT WAS REAL THE WHOLE TIME????????????

okay so it's obviously fake as fuck or at least the image lacks some context but it's still very uncomfortable

what the fuck this is an actual thing? How many hous a day you must spend with your headphones on for this to happen...

>Zig Forums is anonymous.
ISHYGDDT

Constant pressure will mould just about anything over time. Also, it's just the skin that gets the dent, it goes away after not wearing headphones for a while.

actually fucking worried right now bros

You skull is covered in thick layer of skin that gets permanently squished if you wear headphones for too long.

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I checked myself for gamerhead because of these threads. I felt my heart sink into my ballsack when I saw that dent. Anons said to go headphone celibate, use vitamin E cream, massage the headmeat every hour, and it should go away in a few days. It's been a couple weeks and it's still there. I'm in a full-blown panic and getting cold sweats over this. Could surgery fix it?

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why are gaming headphones so uncomfortable and thight to begin with? Those I use for music are much softer

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_cranial_deformation relevant information.

it's skin retard who fucking cares

You permanently suffocated your skin cells there

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F

only an issue if you're bald

>people being this dumb and shitposting as usual, not even about fucking videogames
you have skin and fat on your head, it indents much like the wrinkles in a fucking pillow do to your face, what a stupid fucking meme

gaymers

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Brutal

You guys do realise that the scalp exists, right? As in a layer of flesh between the skull and the outside where hair grows out.
It seems pretty obvious that if you have something resting or squeezing against that layer of flesh it'll leave an imprint; like if you rest your arm on a textured surface then remove it, you'll have the texture imprinted onto your arm. It'll normally vanish pretty quickly though unless you have something wrong with you.
I think the key takeaway from that page is the word "children". I definitely think that if you are an infant or newborn you should not be wearing your gamer headset for months at a time.

>wear headphones all day
>shave hair
>no dent because i have a big brain

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>t. coping dentskull

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LMAO literally just blow on your thumb retards

>buying gaymer headphones

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If you wear headphones for 18 hours a day your skull shape gonna change too.

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this
your empty head will just pop up back again like a plactic bottle

HOLY HELL

>not just using surround sound speakers

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You better share some of that brain

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>you have skin and fat on your head
do americans really?

because they're close back, for better bass and midranges which you want for gaming to hear footsteps and shit. Music you can deal with a little leak because the music is usually overpowering on all fronts, gaming anything that's not the game leaking in can fuck up your focus.

Go back to /g/ and their audio autism.

jokes on you i was born with it

Tinnitus is scarier than gamer dent.

I don't care if it is just fat and skin that shit looks actually horrible

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Are those ancient gamer skulls?

my gamer dent transfers to my hair pretty well and gives it this really nice pompadour vibe which i like.

push down on the top of your head with a finger right fucking now and see how much it gives. The "fat" you're talking about is a thin layer of skin.
>implying you're not a 40% bf amerimutt

well, what can you do against it?

lol @ all the people saying its fake

Just get looser headphones anons, idk wtf kinda headphones you’re wearing but the strap on mine floats above my head slightly most of the time.

lol people called me retarded when i wear my head set like pick related

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WHERE MY EARPHONE NIGGAS AT?
We can't stop winning, can we?

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hold on, i can't hear you over this tinnitus.

This.
The only time wearing a headset is OK is at an Internet cafe or during VR.