No idiots allowed

There are people right here, right now, on this board who thinks that Samus, unironically and literally, has a fat butt in Sm4sh.

Can we make sure to agree on that these people are retarded, by filling this thread with smart people who understands that someone like Samus isn't fat anywhere.

Samus is Nintendo's strongest female, the best bounty hunter in the galaxy and has superhuman powers. But yes, I know, idiots are everywhere.

So if you meet an idiot who thinks her butt looks fat, how can you tell this person that he's wrong? And yes, I know some lesser idiots think it's good and sexy that it's fat, but these people are still retards since they think Samus is fat in her hind quarters.

We need to normalize the fact that Samus is fit as fuck. Let's start now.

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I want to get Samus buttpregnant!

nnNGNN IM COOOOOMIIIING

She has a good butt.

I know, but only a true retard think it's fat. Am I right or am I right?

I don't know about fat or fit, all I know is it is a good butt.

OK, ask yourself this:

Do you think a superhuman character would have a fat butt?

Define "superhuman". Do you just mean people who can do physically impossible stuff, because someone can be a superhuman while doing impossible mental things too.
Also, if they are superhuman physically, it probably involves some genetic mutation, like with Samus being part bird.

She has Chozo DNA to become stronger than any human being. This is canon.

Yes, I even mentioned that.
>like with Samus being part bird.