Orcs are for the chads
Orcs are for the chads
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TES orcs being a subsection of elves is sacrilege
>Tokien and Warhammer Orcs
cool and good
>literally any other kind of orc
gay faggy shit
Orc women are for chads
>Play muscled High Elf
>Mog the shit out of every other race in the game, literally a head taller than nords
>Nords seethe and call you elf
>Steal all their women with shitty simple fetch quests
Orc are for pusiess
Orks in other hand
>get Berserk the most broken race ability in the game
>can get inside the Orc ghett- I mean stronghold and farm their ore for equipment or money
Nice crutch race faggot
>muscled Altmer
unimaginably based
Based.
I've never heard of an Orc in the actual game's story or lore they're just there
>elves
>orc
It's Orsimer ye cunt
reminder to ignore all altmer sympathizers, do not give them your (you's)
And Skyrim is for the Nords. Go back to Hammerfall green niggerbloods.
tes would be so much better without human races
>races in warhammer/warcraft/tolkien
>really varied, different sizes and body types, language differences, super distinct strengths and weaknesses
>races in elder scrolls
>literally just different coloured humanoids except for furry shit who can do whatever, it doesn't matter
is elder scrolls communism?
>Orsimer
More like Orseether, amirite?
>literally smeared the literal shit that their God became after being BTFO to become the pariah folk
>gay faggy shit
Play more games
Filthy fucking elves *tongue flick*
>imagine having such an inferiority complex you have to bring up the Dunmer out of nowhere to feel good about yourself
they hate us 'cuz they ain't us
>cursed because three dicks wanted power
>make you rely on them
>get BTFO by muscled chad that doesn't even exist
>volcano erupts because tranny asshole god fucks off
>get invaded by fucking boot material
*tyrones
seriously, all elves are fucking trash sentients
man for life, lorkhan will rise again faggits
>Literal shit elves
>For chads
Sounds about right
i-it's far too literal
I thought this was gonna be the Orc or atleast Ork thread but no fucking knife ears and children of Todd need to fuck everything up.
Dunmer have the cutest girls
Elves are the shittiest race.
That's a weird way to spell Khajiit
What does a half-orc look like?
What about a half-Khajit?
Can they be attractive?
there are no half races
> bretons
>Dunmer women = cutest
>Orc women = best wives + muscle women are hottest
Half-races don't exist.
Except for the Bretons... Bethesda fucked up their lore here and it isn't explained.
Book is called Racial Phylogeny for why mutts SHOULDN'T exist.
Eugenics experiment
True but that was a results of hundreds of years of race mixing, otherwise the child just takes the mothers race
>Argonian males = best bottoms
Wasn't the oblivion arena champion half imperial and half orc?
Tolkien invented orcs and even then they were a satanic mutated perversion of elves
Orc mother, thus orc.
he had an imperial vamp dad but he's still an orc since children take their mothers' race
i want a cute orc gf
>huge musky orc dick
>with solid sweaty abs
>leg lock during sex
>uncut green cock