Mules stole my semen delivey

>Mules stole my semen delivey

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you porters are alright
don't show up to the MULE camp tomorrow

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>build a bridge
>nobody uses it
Where my likelets at?

>build a useless bridge
>thousands of likes
likelets OUT

is death stranding better than mgsv?

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>build a useless generator infront of the prologue area
>gets 2000 likes

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Yes.

a complete polished game with a simple story compared to a soulless desert area ?

>micro voidouts are happening more and more frequently

Uuhh, bros? Is America gonna be OK?

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I guess. It's less shooty though

I've seen this too, this one time where I kept the game on for a long while. All the interacts still work, some of the terrain just does not load.

I guess they messed something up with the render logic when porting, and it forgets to delete certain unneeded stuff, eventually filling up the memory budget.

I made a path with about 10 ladders for the fucking wind station because I ain't leaving before I get my star from there and the fucking bullshit BT forest there. Working nightshifts all weekend with no time to play so I'm excited to see how my ladders are doing when I play again on monday.

I haven't had anything glitchy happen to me, not even something funny like bouncing off a ladder and flying out of the map or something. Kinda sucks.

Keep on keeping on

best low roar song coming through
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Oh no... it's getting worse....

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My fucking roadway is disappearing before my very eyes. I've been doing nothing but roadwork for four days.

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Is it possible to get a list of your constructions and the amounts of likes you got from them? I'm curious about which of mine is giving me the most likes.

Go to bridge links, click on your profile and then scoot to the last tab.

>you will never work for a Bridges Distribution Center in the sky

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can't really compare them honestly, besides one being finished

Thanks user. I am done with nightshift in about 4 hours and will quickly hop on to check before going to sleep.

>decide to go lie down because the world is crumbling around me
>woke up in limbo

This is getting really spooky, guys.

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>before getting on the boat decide to go back for the halflife quest and do a couple more deliveries
>entire map is filled with timefall and bts

does this shit ever go away or should i just fuck off?

FUCK. I just killed someone on accident. NOOOO!

Checking bridge links stats is addictive... You'll be able to scroll through a full list of every structure and most signs, but not all signs are displayed for some reason.

Don't forget to scroll through your "players met" tab in BL, and add the Sams that liked you the most to a Bridge Contract. They'll see more of your structures and funnel more (You)s your way.

In case anyone else was wondering (I certainly was) the underground bunker is literally underneath the distro center in the same map.

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>less than 1% of players on PC have delivered a package for another player

Jeez you guys are selfish. And the whole game is supposed to be about doing things selflessly for your fellow man.

Kodjimmer really fucked up with the MULE premise though. There's these maniacs out there who will rob you of your cargo so they can instead deliver it... but if the goal is to get the packages delivered anyway, why is letting them deliver it all a bad thing? Sam isn't needed at all.

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If you kill only the BTs on the path, they usually won't respawn for a long long while. Just drive through it on your mommercycle

Good to know. Thanks again. I've seen people dump me double digit likes so I'll see about adding them.

The MULEs don't deliver the packages they just hoard them.
They only occasionally bother bringing them to a distro center.
It's why they have so much shit in their camps.

I got 5 stars pretty quickly by emptying other people's mailboxes and delivering the lost packages myself. A shame to see how low that achievement is.

Rate my poster
Or as I like to call it
Kinoster

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one of the first people to rebuild the highway. MASSIVE like spikes everytime i log in

use blood grenades faggot

Being able to see through geometry into voids or other parts of the landscape scares the fuck out of me

Happened to me when i played an mod for Alyx

According to Die-Hardman, they literally get a delivery high from delivering stolen cargo.

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delete this post its triggering me

Yeah, he says that but then there's another point down the road where it's mentioned they largely just sit in their homo camps and don't do shit.
I wish I could find it, but it's somewhere in the mountain of text and dialogue from the game.

I like this game but think the reverse tricycle drives like ass, like you can tell open world driving and walking isn't really kojima's thing

so they don't. great.

it was cool when thought bt zones were uncommon/scripted. its not cool when i have to carry 3 boxes of grenades and repair spray for every single trip.

That's really surprising. It even tells you prospective likes from doing this, and most are very generous.

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>>Mules stole my semen delivey

shit, the europoors will starve by winter!

8/10 mine is better im insecure

Am I blind or is there no way to listen to music outside of your private room?

It's an inverse rainbow, so if anything HETEROSEXUALITY = END OF THE HUMAN RACE

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So just in case anyone was wondering, driving over an unconscious persons head in a vehicle does in fact kill them.

You can't, the game plays every song in a linear way, surprisingly it works especially in the finale

I built an easy access bridge north of the hills north of the distribution center in east coastland, which ended up being perfect for getting the bike to capital knot and the Waystation west of it
Zero likes.
Meanwhile some assholes stupid ladder that only crosses half the river has like 3000

Eh the reverse trike has a lot of issues with it, but that's more to stop the game just turning into a motorbike racing game - it's good they make it stumble over every piece of environment so that driving it becomes something of a challenge, and you can get used to it enough to be able to weave through the rocks and drive smoothly with it. I think they've done it as well as can be done without making it some over powered tool that dominates the gameplay.

wtf thats not realistic

This is true. But fun fact, if you bolo someone's legs or body in a rivery, it's an immediate knockout and they have safety devices that keep them alive.

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