Pitch a game where you play as an Elephant Shrew
Pitch a game where you play as an Elephant Shrew
Jonathan Williams
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Nolan Collins
You pet the Elephant Shrew
that's it
Gabriel Reyes
but you are the shrew
Luke Cook
please god have these threads on /an/ where they belong instead, i'm so fucking tired of room-temp iq Zig Forumsack threads about pitbulls dominating that bored
Asher Martinez
[Trumpet Plays]
Justin Johnson
Generic platformer. But anthropomorphise it, make it female, put it in a short sleeve shirt and a skirt and make money.
Blake Kelly
GOAT
Cooper Green
you play as a shrew trying to be tamed
Angel Murphy
It's like Deadly Creatures but you play as a an Elephant Shrew.
Or even better a Possum!
Brandon Ortiz
Pit Shrew and Knuckles
Liam Barnes
an Elephant Shrew is abducted by aliens and bumbles it's way through their society trying to get home.
Lots of physics based game play as you knock over objects.
Jackson Ramirez
at least /po/ is safe
for now
Lucas Long
Take your meds, ESL schizo.
Kayden Rogers
adorable
Angel Lopez
Take a closer look at that snout
Daniel Peterson
i will take my meds when you write some new fucking material for your daily stand-up routine, stop stringing random buzzwords together and acting like it's high comedy do you see me fucking laughing
Caleb Lee
Jayden Howard
Voracious by Wrath James White is like Spider-man with cannibalism:
"Doctor Trevor Adams is a genius by all accounts. His ethics, however, leave a bit to be desired. When the Aphrodite Aesthetic Reconstruction Clinic hires him to create a genetic weight-loss treatment, Doctor Adams uses a synthetic retro virus to transport pygmy shrew DNA into clients willing to pay tens of thousands of dollars to be able to eat whatever they want without gaining a pound. Pygmy Shrews have metabolisms so fast they don't store fat cells and have to eat every two hours, twice their body-weight in food every day, or they will die. When they are hungry, they will attack and consume prey more than twice their size. They have fangs tipped with a red iron ore, saliva that contains a paralyzing neurotoxin, are the size of a quarter, and are considered to be some of the most vicious animals on earth. When Doctor Adams's clients begin burning more calories than they can possibly consume, he is afraid he has made one terrible mistake."
A woman eats all the food in her apartment, then her dog, the her boyfriend
Aiden Lopez
U must gather shrew nibbles and fuck hot shrew ass
Ryder Cooper
K is mentally and physically superhuman, you two are pussies. In other words don't use his pic like an emote.
Michael Flores
AAAAAAAAAAA
Jaxson Rodriguez
cute Drakengard 1 but it's with Sukuna and an Elephant Shrew
Colton Brown
did you actually watch the movie you're batting for
Blake Robinson
>A woman eats all the food in her apartment, then her dog, the her boyfriend
Ah, someone else who followed AdjectiveNounCombo before they quit.
Isaiah Perez
At 2.5x speed with no sound.
Eli Nguyen
Oooo lawd
Jackson Richardson
Yes? He is physically and mentally superhuman. He obeys his superiors but rebels when given something to believe in.
Carson Diaz
That's a big rat
Bentley White
was coming in here to say that good job user
Elijah Flores
I don't care how but you have to be able to make him silly hats
Jaxson Hughes
The Real Folk Shrews
You play as a down on bounty hunter shrew who crosses the forest with a rag tag group of lovable rogues to end a long standing rivalry.
Nathan Young
The stealth /an/ threads are mostly about cute animals doing cute animal stuff, no one wants to look at shitbulls
Leo Sanders
Nobody except the braindead memelords that won't shut the fuck up about them and get unreasonably angry if you bring up Meritt Clifton on /an/
Jacob Rogers
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
I just looked up "elephant shrew" on wikipedia and found some funny vandalism in the first paragraph:
Brayden Gutierrez
Which is why these threads are on Zig Forums instead