DMC x Bayonetta

DMC x Bayonetta
What would it be like?

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Lots and lots of unresolved sexual tension.

you can use dante and bayonetta in that shitty smt mobile game if that counts

>Lots and lots of unresolved sexual tension
absolutely. every cutscene needs to hint that something might happen or has happened but reveal that in fact nothing happened.

just wait a couple months and it will happen in smash

we will find out after he is out of china and teppen hell

Two main stories that mirror one another. Two side stories that mostly do their own thing and act as more overt fanservice. Shitloads of sexual tension as describe. At least one game-style-swapped chapter for each character, including a genre-swapped version of a major motif. An up-tempo, mildly electronic, jazzy rendition of Devil Trigger and a rockish rendition of Mysterious Destiny are mandatory.

lots of dante awkwardly trying to get away from bayo's creepy entendres

Dante gets Bayo pregnant

>DMC Remake
If there's any game that needs a remake, it's DMC2.

What if Dante and Bayo had a kid, what the fuck would his/her game play like?

It'll just be like any other dmc/bayonetta, just with Dante and Bayo being the two playable characters with lots of depth to each of their gameplay. Lots of flashy curscenes, with cheesy but fun dialog. Backtrackijg trough old levels but with a twist(backwards or something). Maybe a best of all there sub weapons with a few new ones thrown in. You know the usually when it comes to these games. It doesn't seem too difficult to pool off

They’d have guns that can extend into blades (and keep shooting so you can hold the button down), witch time but with Dante styles idk

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The joke will be all of the sexual stuff goes over Dantes head and he is oblivious to it.

Multiplayer co-op with multiple characters. I can't imagine having a game solely carried by Bayonetta and Dante talking and shooting the shit for 12 hours straight and the way they play so differently too. Put in Jeanne, Rodin, Nero and Vergil too.

It MUST be split screen and or online co op

This

also general counter story with Dante trying to stop hell and protect heaven and bayonetta trying to protect hell and stop heaven

>Multiplayer co-op with multiple characters. I can't imagine having a game solely carried by Bayonetta and Dante talking and shooting the shit for 12 hours straight and the way they play so differently too. Put in Jeanne, Rodin, Nero and Vergil too.
Fucking this

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now this is what i want to see

I imagine a part where Dante and Bayo do this tango thing that destroys everything

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20 hours of delivery quests if that retard ever gets a hand in it. but go ahead and tell us how good death stranding was. cause id literally rather be left in a concrete room with no stimulus at all than that pile of shit.

Pretty fucking gay , keep them apart i says

i think you're mixing up your japanese devs user

what

Why dont they tried asking Namco or Koei for funding instead of self publishing. It's obvious capcom is never going to hire them.

No one mentioned Hideo, user. I don't think there's any room for postmodern shit in DMC or Bayo.

The DMC part would be amazing and the bayonetta part would be liquid diarrhea. Just like the games.

I hope it happens, and that the whole game is V and Luka because fuck you

lol whoops i thought it was hideo kojima. i dont know this other dude

shit if directed by Kamiya

the kid would Enter the gungeon

I'd be happy with a Bayonetta boss at the end of bloody palace and a Dante boss at the end of lost chapter in their respective games.

>project X zone 2
>sega: "hey kamiya do you want to do a dante and bayonetta crossover thing"
>kamiya: "fuck no"