Who was the target audience for this? It's like they intentionally made every character unlikeable...

Who was the target audience for this? It's like they intentionally made every character unlikeable. The first game had it's flaws but was ultimately solid, this is like a zoomer meme rollercoaster

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it was made during peak yellow man bad era and hardcore diversity pushes in the media. Ubi is also an extremely yikes company so you shouldn't expect anything else than a bad game from them.

Idk I tried to get through the intro and couldn't, the dialogue alone made this literally unplayable without gritting my teeth, its very "hello fellow kids". Probably impossible for Ubisoft to make a game that doesnt feel like it was slapped together by a bunch of out of touch suits.

>le hackerman doing wacky things by typing on his computer very fast
>haha he's such a nerd he also wears this goofy mask and is doing all kinds of internet meme stuff
>omg he did the 1337 thing I recognize that yeah that's so badass
Opening up for more normie audiences, just like the gritty GTA4 switched to wild wacky GTA5.

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The entire development period of the game was during Obama's second term. It literally only came out a week after the election.

The game made Dedsec the good guys when in 1 they weren't exactly the good guys.

The gameplays really great, I just skip all the cutscenes and don't pay that much attention to the characters, just like EVERYONE does in EVERY open world game.

People who play GTA and shit do the same shit, nobody gives a fuck about the characters or story, they just want to play the game.

New one has the right idea but just having procedural generated NPCs instead of actual characters.

almost the entirety of the games development happened before the idea of Trump even running for president was even a thing.

RENT FREE

>Who was the target audience for this?
"All inclusive" which is why it's so crap. They put in some landwhale but make her a bad guy but not really bad but still kinda bad, but she's good because she helps you in the dlc but she's also a potential rapist, but it's complex yknooooooooow.

It feels like it was written by twitter commitee is what I'm saying.

Its like they designed the game after the party rock anthem music video.

>why it's so crap.
gameplay wise it's literally better than anything on the Nintendo Switch

amazing how you crybabies can't name any flaws in the gameplay and keep crying about inconsequential bullshit that most people who play don't even know about

niggas you are fucking retarded. Why did trump win in the first place? The extreme shift to the left is what won him the election. Nobody even talked about him because they were afraid to get bullied by the left. MUH 90% hillary. That shit went on for so fucking long before the election began. And since we all live in america it spread through social media and niggas like the eu who have a totally different political climate adabt that shit without question and hyper charge that propaganda as hard as they possibly can. Fucking zoomers man

They probably did, development started in 2011 as did party rockers in the house tonight

That was my plan, I'm very early into the game and some of the cutscenes can't be skipped. It's a shame there's no audio sliders for voice, it's only master and music. I'd be more than happy to mute everything but the radio

There's a difference between the story being mostly bland and relatively inoffensive like in most open world check-list-athon games and it being obnoxiously in your face retarded like in this one. Its similar to the difference between trying to watch a movie in theaters where a fat man is sitting kind of innocuously in front of you vs. trying to watch the movie with the fat man yelling YEAH BOOOOOIIIIII every two minutes

>gameplay wise it's literally better than anything on the Nintendo Switch
So is my hemorrhoid's. And just like them it has nothing to do with the game.

HACK THE PLANET

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ubisoft faggot here. Watch Dogs 2 got butchered. Here's what was supposed to happen:
>you start out as Marcus in much the same way, mostly to showcase the interior visuals.
>you play as him for about half the game, then wrench gets kidnapped and full blown tortured by the FBI
>wrench is revealed to be Aiden Pierce's son - he's basically nationwide known as a terrorist at this point and he gets thoroughly doxxed
>deadsec now framed as terrorists
>get into standoff with feds during the burning man section, marcus is killed and you play as Wrench for the rest of the game
>plot is basically "go fuck up the feds and clear your uncle's name"
>endgame the feds false-flagging transamerica pyramid, hints at 9/11 being a false flag, and sets the stage for Watch Dogs legion being super authoriarian

but some SJW cucks said that killing Marcus halfway through so you could play as the edgy anonymoose character wasn't PC so they totally rewrote the game and made the plot "google bad" instead of "feds bad"

>it was made during peak yellow man bad era
>entire development happened just before trump bad era even was in it's infancy

And yet your response is to dribble about inane bullshit and conspiracy theories like you're somehow making a point.

>thing lead up to a thing
>conspiracy
yeah dude enjoy your trump 2020. It's faggots like you who enable this retard

Does plot really turn you off to video games? I can play any game with garbage plot and writing if the gameplay is good

nigga you are fucking retarded
you tried to whine about how the game was made during the peak of people shitting on your meme president when it was entirely developed before even redditors gave a shit about him

all the other gay words you typed have nothing to do with what you originally said or anything else related to the thread. take your meds and get BTFO

See

Literally everything he just babbled about has nothing to do with what was originally said.

> Nobody even talked about him because they were afraid to get bullied by the left.
Is literally a conspiracy. When he finally threw his hat into the ring it was clear from day 1 he was going to ace it.

But because a video game which was entirely developed before Trump ever even hinted about running doesn't fit his narrative for the his retarded post, he has to make shit up, like how everyone knew back in 2011 Trump was going to run for President again despite that being the same year he dropped out for the one coming up.

I just don't get it. You won, yet you still want to eternally be the victim.

>literally 1,5 years before trump won in development
>somehow totally done before it :)
>what is an election campaign
you should noose yourself retard

>When he finally threw his hat into the ring it was clear from day 1 he was going to ace it.
take your fucking meds ahahahaah

t. literal maniac

Fucking zoomers go to bed your Mom'll be mad again.

The problem is while doing this you can whip little old ladies to death since the core gameplay didn't change much.

>Who was the target audience for this?
Anyone except the people who played the first one user. It's a response to WD1 having those compilation videos of anons murdering random muslims/gays/athiests/blacks.

>but just having procedural generated NPCs instead of actual characters.
The story's still shit.

trump will win again and it's the fault of ignorant retards like you. I hope corona will get you maybe at least your countries will have a chance without brainlets like you

I play video game for the gameplay, not the story

>trump will win again

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>implying he'll go into the election
He's going to quit the race and claim he was forced out by the deepstate, and set up Eric for 2024. Dude knows how to run something to the point of failure, abandon it, and then move back in to reap the rewards.

I'm so glad a retarded game show host got to be president in a country for retards so now it has become impossible to talk about video games on the video game board on 4channel.org

So glad

An actual movie star was President once, cry more bitch nigger.

To be fair, you couldn't talk about them in summer 2009 either. Zig Forums is a shithole especially when the zoom-zooms are out from school due to corona-chan

so during the election then? What's your fucking point retard?

lmao

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>The first game had it's flaws but was ultimately solid, this is like a zoomer meme rollercoaster

People are willing to say Watch Dogs was good just to spite a game with a black protagonist. This is where we're at.

Is this a new form of passive aggressive bitchy shitposting?

Just watch. He'll write a book about him leaving. A book about Eric. A book about how Eric fucked up his chances. And then finally an entire franchise on Don Jrs 8 year run and finally die aged 101 with that same shit eating grin that annoys lefties.

Reminder
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Trump won because the left stayed home since they thought it was a slam dunk with Hillary. The left isn't staying for this election and the left is dangerous when they come out at full force. Just look at the midterms Trump shilled hard for states and he still lost many states. And that was because the left came out in full force unless the right stayed home for the midterms which I highly doubt.

But the setting, story and characters were better. The only thing WD2 has going for it is the gadgets, which honestly could have been DLC for the original

the only bad parts of watchdogs 1 was the graphics downgrade
otherwise its a perfectly serviceable gta clone with hacking gimmicks
fuck you

>the left stayed home since they thought it was a slam dunk with Hillary.
The left stayed home because Hilary was a corporatist centrist and they just assumed no one would vote for Trump because "who would" and it turns out a lot of people preferred to suck corporate cock from the sauce instead of having it sold to them.

unless corona doesn't kill off the majority of trumpsupporters it's literally impossible for biden to win. They don't give a fuck about the virus. It's just like 2016. Trump vs the media. Trump vs the left. Trump vs everybody. They hate blacks and black are literally marching on the street. They will vote for him no matter what. They are on the side of the police because they keep they give the whites priority. None of them wants an equal america. They fear if the black population gets any more ground they will somehow retaliate on a political level. Racism is american. Every riot plays into his hands. Biden being a semipedophile who kisses his grandchildren on the mouth and has to announce that he was allowed to touch a child doesn't help a bit.