Do you have vidya memorabilia ?

Do you have vidya memorabilia ?

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look like a giant dog dick

yes user, it does. Thank you for clarifying.

It would nice to have you follow me around and narrate my day to day life to make sure I dont miss anything obvious

how do you know what dog dicks looks like ?

user dogs have perceptual boners. If you've seen a male dog, you've seen their dick.

look at this dog dick expert over here

Not anymore. My mom sold it all at a garage sale when I moved out. I showed her the prices that some of the items can fetch even for damaged versions on ebay she was angrier at herself than I was. I've never been able to bring myself to ask her, but I think she's got Jewish blood.

>cut
Mew? more like Jew

I like your material. Do you write for weddings?

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

>but I think she's got Jewish blood.

Nah, you don't need to be Jewish to be a greedy piece of shit.

It helps

God, Mew sure is packing...

If she did she would have gotten it at the right price. Your mom is just a greedy goy. Sorry buddy.

Sometimes my dog will sit up or stand and he just has a little bit peaking out

>BootyHaver
This is someone's daughter.

>sorry you mom isn't a Jew
What's to be sorry about?! This calls for a party!

Genetic ancestor of all pokemon. Gotta spread those genes somehow. :^)

*hits pipe*

Wtf I didn't notice
ahahahaaha
Well kek'd, my friend

But he won't be able to spread his genes on smaller pokemon, maybe

This thing was super useful

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>carrying the DS outside of the home but not wearing cargo shorts
I don't believe you

Giant Penis aside that looks uncomfortable as fuck to hold.

No way

I like to imagine a Japanese person laughing their ass off at every stage of approving this abomination.

I had this one

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OMG! I can't unsee it now!

the thumbnail made this look like an ass

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I used to see the ass here, now I just can't anymore

haha red rocket red rocket cmon mew red rock red rocket haha

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!

People apparently know I like a "Team Fortress Two" so I've gotten two TF2 Funko Pops as gifts so far (Scout & Medic)

I also own a decently sized pentagon shaped coin which was a Civilization: Beyond Earth pre-order bonus from Amazon. It has the different factions (like Purity) on each side.
It's notable because I can literally not find any reference to it anywhere on the internet of it even existing. It's fucking weird, it's like I grabbed it out of some alternate universe.

I prefer the giant Pikachu with a vagina desu

Looks like mine with a rubber on, same shine and tip

Prove it, show your pp with a rubber on it

wtf can't unsee....

>thatsthejoke.jpg

KEK. Reminds me of this.

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YOU DON'T SAY