My sides

My sides

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Mario already had an extra life. He literally didn't need another one.

Wouldn't he still die?
Like if he survives the initial execution I imagine they would just double down

test

my sneeds

Do you ever stop to think about how many innocent people are in prison right now?

Based. Only gamers will get this.

Cant do the time dont do the crime

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Yeah but there's probably just as many if not more guilty people in prison so it evens out

He doesn't spawn where he dies

>since i want all the non-gamers to enjoy my video game content i need to put three different indications his lives went up
>good thing i'm a retard that believes this won't affect the quality of the joke

okay but what if he ate it and it was actually a drug?

he would just jump out of the screen after dying and respawn back at home in 1-1

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He didnt even do it right either, life counter should go up to 01 not 02.
Also could you imagine if before we executed someone we had them wear a little "yum-yum" bib and made them eat in the meal in the chair not before?

remember when swearing on the bible that your statement is true was enough to get someone hanged?
oh wait it's happening right now

Just to make sure

Source

That's stupid
They should be swearing on the Quran

lol

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LOL

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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

heh, tell that to americans when it comes to corona. these fuckers won't wear a mask, even if it kills them!

thank god that we see he now has 2 lifes and also the green mushroom says 1up, or I would have missed the joke

That’s why he has two lives

I like how they put "1up" on the mushroom and again next to the lives. I wouldn't have gotten the joke otherwise.

Literally made it worse

>doesn't show Mario's reaction
Bad

LMOA

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this comic makes no sense, if he defeated bowser at least once he would respawn on world 2-1 at the very earliest

If you survive the execution in america you actually get pardoned

Lel

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in some games 1 life means thats the last one after which it is game over
other games 1 life means you still have one more left if you die right now
comic is based on the former logic

i don't get it

nice of the president to invite us over for a big mac, ey luigi?

All unjust prisoners in human history don't remotely compare to the injustice of a single normal day in nature. It's hard to be impressed by any tragedy if you learn ecology.

yeah all those violent niggers dindu nuffin

i hope-a he made a-lotsa spaghett!

there's no justice before the law

...

what genetic artifact causes people to like this, like im sure its some million year old genetic code that was useful for something at some point

haha

this comic would have considerably better if it didn't have text on the 2nd panel

being molested as a kid fucks you up sexually
also people are 8-11 when they start watching porn nowadays

How would that even work. They'l keep zapping you until you have no vitals. So your extra life triggering and bringing you back to life does nothing.

Lol

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You've gotta commit one absolutely heinous crime and get away with it
That way, if you're ever falsely imprisoned, at least you can rest knowing you deserve it for something

>nature works on utilitarianism
lmao you fucking wish lad

why is the 1up pixelated when nothing else is

Gays and trans reproduce through child abuse

Being against the existence of trans people is my logical reason. I'm also against the existence of cancer and depression.

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HAHAH

HUMOROUS

This.
I didn't survive my first execution, but after already knowing what to expect I made it trough my second one and they dropped all the charges.