Videogame pick-up lines
Videogame pick-up lines
Carson Butler
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Juan Clark
Hey beautiful, are you a little boy? Because I want to Smash you.
Ayden Williams
I hate you.
Alexander Sullivan
Hey, wanna see my one mirrion troops?
Parker Wright
No lollygagging.
Evan Reed
at least i tried
Dylan Edwards
Grabbity-squeeze
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Jace Cooper
It's dangerous to go alone!
Take dick!
Caleb Kelly
wow
Hudson Green
Josiah Hill
Sebastian Fisher
Are you free to play?
Cooper Garcia
Hey Lina, you’re hot!
Lucas Cook
we'll bang, ok?
Jackson Howard
HAHAHAHA
500 points for each of you
Things you can say about videogames but not about your girlfriend
Colton Baker
E3 events and promotions if they run out of video games
Samuel Bailey
You used to be single till you took my cock in your pussy
Cooper Smith
Only love is with us now, something warm and pure
Find a peace within ourselves, no need for a cure
Charles Jenkins
someone post the smash excel
Ethan Martinez
I’m so glad that my friends enjoy and play with it as much as I do
Xavier Thompson
?
Sebastian Roberts
>Boy, the preorder wasn't worth it
Josiah Cook
when I have hard times with you I cheat
Isaiah Jenkins
Wanna keep my belly full of bugsnax?
Ryan Gutierrez
this really makes you feel like spiderman
Noah Jenkins
30-day refund policy
Justin Cox
I really like Early Access titles!
Thomas Cruz
youre pretty cheap
Dylan Cruz
I wanna take you for a ride
Carson Bennett
not bad for a used goods
Matthew Cruz
>Insert Re4 joke
or any other B-movie tier game
Xavier Clark
not good as it used to be
Juan Reed
Rejected titles for a Nintendo game.
William Harris
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
1500 points for all of you
Videogames from the perspective of NPCs
Jason Torres
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