YOHO YOHO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME

YOHO YOHO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME.

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I’m happy for the poorfags who have calculators for PCs and are too poor to buy games. More people should play DS.

It's better online. The game is literally about coming online moron

Zig Forums's law
The criticism of a game is inversely correlated with the price to play it

fuck of kojima

Nice try

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If so many games are becoming online why don't pirates start providing the private online service as well?

>>This is an online game!
>design a game filled with repetitive chores which you would want to skip by evading the core gameplay feature - delivering stuff while overcoming the obstacles
>make it a piss easy repetitive grind but you use roads and paths others built for you
Bravo Kojomber, so the game is so good that the main point of progressing is skipping parts of it with the help from other players?

they do it's called steamemu

denuvo still exist?

It's infact more likely that the scene dies than Denuvo stops existing at this point.

>The Legend of Piratefag: Fuck of Kojima

It has been available for streaming for free on Youtube for months. Take your meds.

this would be like playing dark souls offline lol

sad!

The game has a lot of front-loaded cutscenes, but the bull of the game is straight-up gameplay with maybe a five minute cutscene every 4-5 hours of gameplay. Kojima, for how much he lives his cutscenes, his pretty good about giving you a game to go with it.

I hope it does get cracked so the official release drops denuvo and I can buy it

Zoomer FAG!

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I don't remember a single game that i want ot play and hasn't been cracked, if something they just cut online presence

MGS4 says otherwise

The game is actually way funner online. Have fun building shit on your own.

It came to PC? why I didn't know about this?

>game is more fun if you don't have to play it
hmmm

Rule of Piracy. 90% of pirates are fucking poorfags who probably have an outdated machine. People who pay for games have a better gaming rig and want an official licence copy

>he won’t get to experience the pure serenity of stumbling upon another player’s charging station or shelter while it plays Pop Virus

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The goal of Denuvo isn't to keep it from being cracked ever. It's to make it as difficult as possible to crack it during the first week of sales, because that's when 90% of release profits come in.

This isn't metal gear loser

This garbage isn't even worth pirating

>The game is literally about coming online moron
Nice, wanna come together with me, bro? Let's jack it. ;)

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>getting pussy without paying is worthless
Hello, based department?

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NEVER EVER PIRATEFAG

>Pirate never ever
>Can literally pirate the PS4 version now

So what are some other games worth pirating?

Fake and gay