YandereDev: *Sighs in relief

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I raise my chalice to this

el funkitos popitos...

>SMTV stars a cute boy with eyelashes
>Lovesick stars a cute heavy girl
I died and went to the timeline where devs cater to my sexual tastes didn't I

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Why was Yandere Dev ever worried?
Even when games based on his idea actually get finished, his elite simp guard never leaves him.
It'll be ten years from now and he'll still have $1000 a month coming in on patreon, somehow.

You're right, it's not cum, it's mank, allow me to explain it. Alex's future self went back in time and gave young Alex a chalice filled with man milk (mank) provided by his old man breasts. Alex then drank the mank chalice in order to absorb all of the necessary nutrients so he could learn coding and create yandere simulator. Those nutrients contained a special type of magic bacteria, that is only found in old men titties, it's called elsefo-iffus, and that's how Alex got his amazing coding skills.

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wtf bros you lied to me??????

>Yanderedev starts as funny Zig Forums shitposter and goes progressively more psychopathic over the years
>Someone new decides to fuck with him and make their own yandere sim game
>Within days they become fucking crazy and are the center of multiple dramas / stupid deciscions

so is this some ancient egyptian curse or something

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YANDEV SHILLS, LOVESICK SHILLS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE YOUR GAY INTERNET WAR SOMEWHERE ELSE

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If this is the only thing there really is to dump on the game about then I might as well filter the image MD5 now and wait a few weeks until there's something of substance to knock it for

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The game's idea is inherently crap and Yandev is pretty much the only guy seriously interested in the idea. You have to seriously water down both Hitman and Persona to arrive at YanSim.

i remember when that cunt used to spam his stream on here underneath that "eva" moniker or whatever

hope he finally decides to off himself because of this. what a sad excuse of a human being

He only took up calling it Hitman and Persona blend later on when he started excuse mining for reasons why it was taking so long.

He'll never do a flip off a building, he's too much of a narcissist for that. Also very likely a pedophile, at the very least he's one of those types that wants a demure and subservient wife to control.

How dumb are you? You must be underage.

The whole Yandaredev cult is plain fucking weird. Even his detractors are Chris-Chan levels of autism.

What is Lovesick anyway?

The sad thing, for him, is that those things aren't hard to get. He's spent thousands on sex dolls, it would cost him a few hours a week to attend church stuff (a good way to meet people in general, and women).

Yandere Simulator knockoff. Arrived at a trailer after about two weeks of development, Yandev promptly demanded that either they stop production or he kills himself. They went full-tilt into production when he patted himself on the back in a FAQ on his webpage later and told him to make good on jumping off a cliff.

Lovesick's devs are pretty scatterbrained and have troubles of their own, though, so it'll probably go the way of the dodo like every other spiteful YanSim-like project. Head dev apparently went off the grid to work on the game in-private because the Discord server was an unnecessary headache.

Lovesick like a dog with canine sensitivity.

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Name: Brooke Ferguson (only first name been confirmed)
Birth Date: 7/19/1999
Gender: Female

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Did they add a fattie to the game?

NOT
YOUR
PRIVATE
ARMY

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