>Amanda had never played a video game in her life until, in the middle of quarantine, one of her loyal fans purchased her a Nintendo Switch Lite and a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons. The 24-year old, who requested to stay anonymous for this story, lives in Houston, and has worked as a stripper and cammer for most of her time in the adult industry. But the pandemic decimated that pipeline; she can’t dance if the clubs are closed. So, like the many other sex workers who’ve been forced to find work in the midst of an unprecedented stoppage, Amanda resurrected her dormant OnlyFans account—a merchant service that allows anyone to sell their homemade sexual content—and established a brand new marketing venture. For $20, you can spend 30 minutes on her bustling Animal Crossing island. She describes these transactions as Animal Crossing dates. All are funded by NookMiles and Paypal; catnip for the many men who wish to be in her orbit.
>An Animal Crossing date with Amanda can be horny if you want it to be. If you opt to play with her while she’s on cam, Amanda will dress up in all the unused stripper gear that has been collecting dust since the government clamped down on strip clubs. She will tap away on her Switch Lite in stilettos, if that is the sort of thing that gets you off. But even within that context, Amanda says she finds her Animal Crossing sex work to be a tad more wholesome than her other ventures in the industry. No matter what she’s wearing, the two characters on-screen are dressed in the chibi cub scout uniforms that define Animal Crossing’s harmless way of life. It’s hard to be overwhelmingly sexy, she says, when the two of you are catching bugs and digging up fossils—like the boy and girl in “We’re Going To Be Friends.”
Amanda had never played a video game in her life until, in the middle of quarantine...
Was Zig Forums actually right?
Every woman is a temporarily unembarassed whore
Yes
DO NOT GO TO THE WEBSITE AND GIVE THIS FAG CLICKS.
top kek
reality is funny sometimes
*hits pipe*
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: Zig Forums was right again
about everything.
Unfortunately.
3 years ago i started shitposting on Zig Forums ironically, now i dont know anymore, m8. Shit is just too real.
women have ruined everything. I have a sister who never played video games before and now plays animal crossing, and she sells amiibo cards. She has thousands of animal crossing amiibo cards that she is scalping.
The world has become satire of itself
You can never escape. I mean really what’re you gonna do? Pretend you don’t know what’s really going on?
>one of her loyal fans purchased her a Nintendo Switch Lite and a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
...
is she hot?
>Was Zig Forums actually right?
if you have to ask, you had not been here long enough
Zig Forums is almost always right
the whole blacked and shit, isnt Zig Forums but a false flag campaing made by JIDF
only the people who are raiding us complain about Zig Forums, most people just take the advice but want to believe it isnt like that, until they discover its just like that.
she is insane, I mean literally insane, autistic, severely mentally ill.
sometimes its better to pretend or ignore it completely for a respite
Is she hot though?
Let's be honest, if most of you could get away with this you could. I'm not gonna fault anyone for making a living hustling chumps from the privacy of their home. It's an honest product.
Ok, just a bit
yes. feminism was a mistake
Zig Forums is always right brother
you *would
she sounds my type of girl, if she isnt fat, thats enough for me.
A lot of guys tend to blame thots for these, but the truth is it's the fault of men for putting pussy on a pedestal. This is why women put such a high price on pussy these days, because they know that they don't have to work a decent job when there are thousands of simps who will readily give money in exchange for trivial shit like mentions or even virtual dates.
Now, it's even harder for guys to get decent dates. I mean, why will any woman have to put up with 'just' having a good home? Even less attractive women get to have lavish lifestyles and it's all because of simps.
You didn’t answer the question
Only for a moment, then you sober up and realize that there is no escape. You must learn how to cope.
we should double down and use feminism against these kind of thots, like false flagging them into quitting this behavior and pursuing a real carrer, world is so fucked up, i wouldnt be surprised if real feminist end doing most of the work for us.
This shit is fucking pathetic
What does Zig Forums say about camgirls and nintento games?
>t's the fault of men for putting pussy on a pedestal.
stopped reading here. This argument always makes me laugh. Do I put food on pedestal when vegetables are overpriced ?
Seriously, bitch about the women all you want, it's men enabling this shit.
You need to eat, you don't need to get laid.
>who wish to be in her orbit
Can't make this shit up, lol.
what falseflags we really should be doing is convincing them to lower the age of consent back down to 10
women have ruined animal crossing forever
this is the only real challenge
normal brains are putting as much efforts for both
I fucking hate whores who do this shit but i hate the men who allow it to happen even more.
This.
We'd all be doing this if we were hot as shit and could get away with it.
She isn't really doing anything wrong but exploiting retards who frankly deserve to be exploited for being so pathetic.
animal crossing always been a game for women
I remember my mother stealing my gamecube to play animal crossing even thought she never played vidya before