Game punishes you for being good at it

>Game punishes you for being good at it

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Mario Kart 8.

Fake letter by the way, but I'm sure there's been cases similar to this irl

>secret items trigger enemy spawns
What's the actual point of doing this? Secret items are supposed to give the player an advantage, so what's the point in getting extra armour shards if they're going to be taken away the next instant? Why do they actively dissuade the player from exploring?

One of my teachers in elementary school got super fucking mad at me and wrote me up for saying, "What the heck?". She sent me to detention for the rest of the class period and called my parents to tell them I said an unacceptable bad word. My parents told her to kill herself and that she was a stuck up bitch and said to never pull this shit again. I didn't know about any of this but my teacher ignored me for the rest of the year. Some teachers are massive mental cases.

RE4 when it got ported to Wii/PC. the game is still not that hard but it does spawn way more enemies and give you less ammo drops the better you are at it.

wait, which is it? the same or longer?

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Most teachers are absolute complete failures that flunked their way through college. They survive off the power trip of being able to scream at (mostly) innocent children all day.

It's a double reward: you get extra health/armor/ammo/weapon, and you get to kill an extra kleer or two or twenty!

Resident evil 4
If you have much ammunition and items in RE4, the game change the difficulty automatically, so, less items drops, enemies with more health and damage, etc...

Working with teachers as an adult really puts things in perspective. You don't realize how fucking shitty it is to deal with kids all day. They don't listen, they don't care about anything, they don't have empathy, and teachers constantly have to try and engage these little cocksuckers. Not a teacher myself, and I thought the same way before I worked with them.

Whenever I corrected a teacher in school, they just kinda accepted it once proven and go whoops. Mostly happened in math.
On the OP text, personally I think online matchmaking punishes you for being good, because it keeps matching you with people who can usually kick your ass, instead of you feeling good for being good. With matchmaking only if you're one of the best in the world can you feel the skill.

Well 5k is about 3 miles so numbers-wise miles is shorter.

If you get matched with a high rank it just means you've got more to learn. Learning can be fun

A mile is 5k feet and change.
A Kilometer is 3k feet. (A meter and a yard both being ~3 feet)

My 8th grade health teacher told us men can't have eating disorders.
She was a stupid dyke. Most of our teachers shouldn't have been teaching.

>innocent

lol, when were you last in school? the 60s?

I teach at a private christian school and would've beat the ever-living fuck out of your little faggot ass if you ever said shit like that in one of my classes.

I'm going to split you like an atom.

Public schools are one of the most cancerous things about America.

I photoshopped George bushes head on hitlers body on photoshop and printed it out to show my friends. My history caught wind of it and decided to call my mother.

She asked, was anyone's feelings hurt by it? He said no. Then she asked if I was mass producing it to go everywhere. And he said no. Then she simply said, then why did you waste my time with this phone call?

This was a WW2 focused history class in my senior year. So he couldn't even use the excuse that I am doing something offensive. I got no punishment and passed the class just fine. He got played.

But why?

Why are all health teachers straight up lumberjack women?

Mentally ill faggot probably

>Christian
>Not a deranged lunatic that gets off on hurting and abusing children
Pick one.

Is that common? The high school health teacher was a good Christian guy that refused to do his job. Skipped over any sex ed stuff. Yelled at people for sitting down during the pledge and supposedly threatened to fail people for smoking.

to give you rightful fear of the LORD

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We've had a purge of the priests, the nuns, various other clergy, surely it's time for the teachers to get their comeuppance?

Yeah there's usually a passive timid guy that doesn't really want to teach health and then there's the no nonsense lesbian health teachers that are pretty much male, body build and facial structure and everything.

this. Teacher is probably like, overall top 3 worst occupation you could have. Pays like shit, have to take constant abuse from kids regardless of their age, have to tirelessly attempt to teach them according to the cirriculum but half the class won't listen and often they will distract the class when in session because they crave attention or are bored. You have to act as babysitter and psychologist for all the mentally unstable kids beyond your duties as a teacher. Then ideally you have to objectively evaluate their progress (during your off hours, checking the odd 30+ homeworks, essays and exams every day) and then take shit from both student and parents when problem students inevitably fail, and that will always be seen as your fault.

You aren't the Lord though, you're a bitch.

the lord delegates

>supposedly threatened to fail people for smoking.
>completely fail to make any attempt to actually learn from the class
>wtf why am I being failed.

Fair enough.

>will always be seen as your fault
If people collectively said "fuck that" and refused to be teachers in this crappy system then the school system will be forced to radically overhaul itself to solve a "crisis". The current one has been decade after decade of Peter Principle tenured lunatics creating policy that leads to failure at best and school shootings at worst.

Kids need their asses beat from time to time. It worked in the past, it'd work now. Unfortunately said ass beatings have been seen as "problematic" for, what, 20 years now? 30? Look how great the kids are now as a result. Entitled little shits who will do whatever they want because they know there's literally zero repercussions to acting like a little shit. Most of them even have their parents backing them up.

Need to have cameras in schools so teachers can show parents exactly how shitty their "little angels" and dindu nuffins are. There'll never be a budget for it, and I'm sure there'd then be absolute faggot retards on both sides of the political spectrum who would scream it was problematic for one reason or another, but damn would it probably help a lot.

I've no idea what you're on about. I could make an easy guess as to why your failing though.
It's odd because the dyke teacher was a wacky feminist before that was wide spread. Taught absolute nonsense.
I genuinely don't know how she got and kept a job.
The high school one was bad as well, but he didn't spread misinformation like she did. He made us take our blood pressure then yelled it out loud. Sent students with high blood pressure to the nurse who didn't do anything. Odd guy. Should be fired too.
A lot of my old teachers shouldn't have jobs. Smaller towns are weird.

>parents signed a form that allowed the principal to paddle my ass
>I put wallets in my back pockets and felt nothing every time
What a loser. Imagine being in charge of spanking guys almost every week. How gay can you get?

people really ignore how much off hours shit teachers have to deal with, or how much of their own money goes into maintaining supplies and everything

Mmm, always nice to see the retards show up.

I got yelled at by a home ec teacher for trying to correct her when she said that eggs were a dairy product.

>God, I really wish I could abuse children. I just really want to inflict pain and suffering on kids
Found the Catholic.

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Well, they do worship an evil deity that loves suffering and bloodshed.

I'm pretty sure with current attitudes that a kid would not take a beating sitting down and will most likely fight back.