I would play more fantasy and horror games if they didn't have giant spiders in them

It's a sandbox; you make your own fun with the tools or you're too smooth in the brain to play creatively.

> I would play a horror game if this thing that scares me wasn't in it

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big goofy spiders dont even bother me because they're usually so cartoonish looking. but the REmake spiders always fucked me up because they just look like an upscaled model of a normal spider

I would play more fantasy and horror games if they did have giant spiders in them.
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All spiders give a shit about is making a web and eating bugs. You anti-spider fags are literally worse than women chimping out over mice. Its embarrassing.

explain this vicious attack then.

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Mice are vermin that can destroy and devalue a home.

Spiders suck ass, you're still a bitch if they scare you in games. Especially since videogame spiders tend to be the size of a fucking car instead of an actually scary size for a spider, like 8 inches.

Yeah, but screaming doesn't get rid of them.

You devalue a home too, you slime

Spiders are real though user. Don't be retarded.

The spider part in dark messiah has to the be the worst part of the game. Not even because "NOOO not the spiders!!!" But because of the fucking annoying poison damage they do with zero ways to get rid of it. Not to mention its overwhelmingly long for no reason. Whats that? You just got through the spider cave? Fuck you heres an area where you have to fight 20 spiders at once. Beat them all? Good luck climbing the area while the remaining spiders that didnt have their AI triggered during that fight knock you the fuck off

So are niggers, but I don't have a panic attack when playing GTA

holy fuck I've never been gotten this hard.

fuck you

worst part about the spider nest was that Arkane already knew from the Thief games and System Shock 2 that spiders+melee combat = bad game.

I don't chimp over spiders, I kill them, I take off their legs one by one before drawing them or burning or smashing them, I probably killed some of your familly member FUCKING SPIDER I KNOW WHO YOU ARE GET OUT OF THIS BOARD THIS IS A HUMAN BOARD NO SPIDERS ALLOWED

AAaaaaaaaaaah

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It's ok it's just cgi

>giant spiders
>they’re always evil and attack you on sight

I want a game where the giant spiders are just regular-ass animals who leave you alone as long as you do the same, like spiders are in real life. Or even better, actively friendly spiders.

>t. Spider

Glad I could help

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You should play EDF.

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A giant spider wouldn't leave you alone unless you were a giant human.

All this spider prejudice is sickening. Spiders have rights too, yet people step on them and call them ugly and scary. Well I say nay. They're just as deserving of a good life and equal protection as you or me.
#SpiderLivesMatter
#NotAllSpiders

>when monobrow spiders attack

Age of Wonders 3 has fuckhuge spiders that travel the world map and just vibe out next to your villages and whatever, never attacking you unless you provoke them. You can even recruit them to your army and amass a spider militia if you've got the proper skills to actually recruit them to your side, or you can get spider mounts that let you wall climb and shot web.

>deserving of a good life and equal protection
>you or me
So they're not deserving of either at all?

TARANTULAS
TERRORISE

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