It's the best console ever made right? Nothing even comes close to how comfy this thing is

That isn't the playstation 3

oh dude it's fucking amazing you have to try it for yourself I was sceptical too. It's basically a jrpg where you do the moves yourself and its really fucking good for warmups before training. Also it has best boi in it

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I can't say that I like it in the slightest. It's better than the sexbox or nogamestation, but that's not a very high hurdle to jump.

>filled with moviegames like SMT and Fire Emblem
>too many casual games with no diffculty (Animal Crossing and Zelda)
>too much esports with zero good singleplayer (Smash bros and Splatoon)
>everything else is a port that's better anywhere else
>hardware is shoddy
>15 dollars a year for nothing online
>joycons are horrible
As a PC owner, it is VERY hard to justify owning this system alongside my PC.

>moviegames
>SMT
????????????????

Arguing that Nintendo games are movie games. Now I've truly seen it all

I sometimes think about the Switch like a successfully Vita.
> Good Handheld
> Weeb shits
> VNs

All we need on the Switch is dungeon travelers and the Vita will be irrelevant.

>moviegames like SMT and Fire Emblem
lol
>casual games with no diffculty (Animal Crossing and Zelda)
Those are very different games user.
>zero good singleplayer
Zelda, FE, Odyssey, xenoblade, xenoblade 2, not to mention all the ports of third party multi plat single player games
>everything else is a port that's better anywhere else
It's only portable here
>hardware is shoddy
All consoles have shit hardware, at least this one has a gimmick that justifies it.
>15 dollars a year for nothing online
60 follars elsewhere for also fucking nothing. At least I get old nostalgia bait games with this one.
>joycons are horrible
no
It's the only console worth having alongside a PC.

compared to older handhelds there's a shockingly low amount of 3rd party exclusive games for the switch. doesn't give a great incentive to buy it if you dont care about the portability aspect

Legit garbage and a jone compared with snes or gba

Nintendofags deserve the rope for their nu bad taste

Games look better than the new Halo too.

Unironically yes. I’ve been a PC gamer since 06 and the Switch was the only console I bought because the hardware is unique enough for me to not just see it as a crippled computer.

>the truth

How does it feel to be the most correct a human can be user?

Why are you phone posting in a video game thread? Shouldn't you be checking your Facebook or Instagram?

Just because someone else is doing it worse, doesn't make it okay for you to do this. This whataboutism is dangerous and leads to a slow decay of game quality. For example, show me a key difference between SMT and Persona. Tell me with a straight face that neither game is just about people jerking off to the waifus or pretentious storytelling. I don't think I've ever even seen the gameplay mentioned in either ones discussion threads.

Allow me to clarify user.

>lol
See my above post.

>different games
In genre, yes, but in attitude, no. They both encourage this comfy mindset that discourages any kind of challenge or skill involvement in a game.

>zero good singleplayer
Notice how this was coupled with a complaint about ESPORTS. That meant it was referring to multiplayer-centric games, like Splatoon's abhorrent tutorial turned SP.

>it's only portable here
At the cost of FPS and overall performance. Portability is not worth 30 FPS or lower.

>All consoles have shit hardware
>60 follars elsewhere for also fucking nothing.
Whataboutism, argument discarded. By this logic I could argue that the PC nullifies the Switch entirely thanks to emulation of every single game it could have, and most of its exclusives. The only thing Switch could argue in favor of, is portability.

>It's the only console worth having alongside a PC.
Then why is it filled with anti-consumer practices, like making me pay for online, a majority of its games costing 60 bucks while lasting maybe 3 hours max, charging DLC and season passes ontop of this, having content locked behind amiibos, and etc? How does that benefit ME?

+1, user nailed that analysis

>IP count didn't go up

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wow, people make more than one single post in a thread! Fucking newfag.

>anti consumer
this shit has been standard in the industry for years now. Nintendo is the least egregious of the leading first parties when it comes to anti consumer practices. there aren’t any lootboxes to be seen in first party titles

That said I still hate Nintendo

yes and?

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>Tell me with a straight face that neither game is just about people jerking off to the waifus or pretentious storytelling.
It's not

>See my above post.
I did. if you think SMT and Persona are the same, play either one first before talking. If you think either of them have no value except for waifu cooming, also, play them first. And if you have and you still hold this shit tier opinion, then you're just wrong.
>In genre, yes, but in attitude, no.
>discourages any kind of challenge
You mean different games exist? Play dark souls if you want "Challenge." But then Dark Souls is also easy so I guess you should stop playing video games.
>Portability is not worth 30 FPS or lower.
>Whataboutism
Actually the only thing that is worth a drop in fps IS portability. Making Switch the only console that justifies its lower fps. When PS4 ruins a great game like BB by chopping its fps to sub 20, you get nothing for it. But on the Switch you get portability. If you want performance, play it on PC.
>Then why is it filled with anti-consumer practices
EVERY console and PC has those same practices user. None of that disqualifies it from being the best console ever made. "Best" means in comparison to what else there is. And btw, it's much better even with that stuff than other existing hardware. Don't pretend you're not charged for DLC and microshit on PC.

>replying to acfag
please don't
i don't know how he manages to make himself so obvious on an anonymous image board

>Nothing even comes close to how comfy this thing is.
yes. I have a PC and a censorstation 4 but I'll buy JRPGs or other comfy non-action games on switch first so I can play handheld.

I'm not sure Nintendo should ever go back to pure desktop console. The dock definitely needs a redesign but I wouldn't want them to sacrifice the hybrid convenience.

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It's no Nintendo DS

Shopping fag

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>When PS4 ruins a great game like BB by chopping its fps to sub 20, you get nothing for it.
Honestly that's not Sony's fault but From's. They were making a game for PS4, they should have made a game that ran well on PS4.

>The dock definitely needs a redesign
because of
>no reason given

The absolute state of console critic fags

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CHARGE IT

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>shopping
based brainlet

Yeah the switch seems pretty good. Im looking forward to pirating metroid prime 4 and running it on an emulator on my PC

>this shit has been standard
Again, another whataboutism. Don't you realize that this is what enables them? How much more are you going to accept before you think "maybe Nintendo is just as bad as any other corporate"? I don't know why people think Nintendo is their friend, or that they'll be reward for defending them.

>I did. if you think SMT and Persona are the same, play either one first before talking. If you think either of them have no value except for waifu cooming, also, play them first
Then explain the discussion threads, without using yet another whataboutism like "w-well, everyone else talks about waifus, why can't we?" If these games had substance, they would have more to talk about then who you'd want to fuck on any given day.m Hell, the reveal of SMT5 was NOTHING but talking about making porn of the main character. For crying out loud, nobody even pretended to care about anything else.

>You mean different games exist?
I couldn't imagine you making this argument for a western moviegame, so it feels disingenuous. It's a fact that all games should dabble in challenging the player, be it in skill or puzzle solving, SOMETHING.

>Actually the only thing that is worth a drop in fps IS portability.
That's still not an argument. Games are unplayable at 30 FPS, and unbearable below that. I'm supposed to be happy with this drop, while paying full price? Forget that. If you can't hit 60 FPS, your game shouldn't be 60 dollars. You haven't earned it.

>Don't pretend you're not charged for DLC and microshit on PC.
You know the difference? If I hate a game for doing it, I can just pirate everything and give them the middle finger. Infact, it's encouraged, and that's what keeps the DRM stores on their feet, knowing that even their best denuvo protection will be cracked, so if they want money, they'll make a game worth owning.

it works like a charm. Doesn't excuse the issue but it does fix it. Used it on mine a couple of months ago and no problems since.

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Why are you salty about Tsushima?