Oh shit, A Space Marine just slapped your gfs ass, what do you do?
Keep in mind he is 7' tall and ready to purge
Oh shit, A Space Marine just slapped your gfs ass, what do you do?
Liam Long
Evan Kelly
I let him slap mine too
Alexander Gomez
Grab a bucket and shovel to scoop up the chunky remains of my gf.
Lucas Rodriguez
Bow to my Spiritual Liege
Angel Bennett
>and ready to purge
his genetically modified ultra-prostate
Adam Bell
OI, HUMIE, I IZ BIGGER AND BADDER
Caleb Morris
He hits nothing but the cold breeze.
DAME DA NE
Jayden Lopez
I ask my lictor gf to eat him
Mason Diaz
But space marines are warrior monks. They don't feel lust, only love for Emperor.
Alexander Miller
Milk his prostate with my power fist.
Kayden Flores
/thread
Owen Davis
I cant believe he would do this because space marines live in celibate and are not attracted to anyone but the god emperor.
Isaac Ross
I have a gf??
Christopher Reed
get purged, death is the only certainty in life and I'd rather it come sooner than later
Kayden Bell
>he is 8'' tall
Ftfy
Liam Hall
SQUAD BROKEN
Kevin Allen
>smurf
Get some Minotavr Bvll to own that blueballed faggot.
Ethan Gonzalez
incinerate her with a heavy flamer, since a physical strike from an Astartes surely means she is a heretic who has transgressed against the Emperor
Kayden Adams
>8 inches tall
user....
Aaron Jackson
A space wolf would do it
Mason Collins
I AM INVINCIBLE!
Jace Bennett
An Emperor's Children Marine would play a note using his doom siren that would make your girlfriend's brain melt from non-stop orgasms all while playing crazy train with her tits and ass.
Thomas Ross
Space marine...are you banging my girlfriend?
Michael Cox
Nothing personnel, gue'la.
Parker Mitchell
>7" tall
that's manlet tier for space marines, they're usually 10'-12'
Xavier Ortiz
>tau in close combat
>marine has a power sword
You could have picked a better image, that tin can is getting clapped.
Jordan Brooks
Why would he slap my gf's arse? I thought all space marines where asexual?
Colton Davis
That Tau is about to get utterly ripped and teared by that Templar. Gonna be sweet
Jeremiah Sanders
Space wolves aren't
Noah Roberts
my face is my shield
Brody Morris
Every space marine fights for trans rights
Luis Barnes
The curse of the wulfen is worse than I thought
Noah Edwards
they're sterile, they just don't think about sex because all they think about is duty and the emprah
Michael Moore
>7' tall
What kind of marinelet is that?
Jaxon Martin
WHEN I SAY MAGNUS!
YOU SAY SORRY!
>MAGNUS!
Julian Nelson
Dumb heretic get out of that suit in the name of Odin
Austin Ramirez
Wait for her to whip around and rip apart his armor with her claws so she and the rest of the brood can eat him alive. That or rip off his helmet so we can inject him with a seed. Maybe don't try to sexually harass genestealers.
Aaron Rodriguez
well my gf is dead so i guess hold a funeral then report him to the inquisition
Isaiah Long
They're 7' tall fuck you and fuck Dan fucking Abnett.
Jordan Reyes
Call an ambulance because she'd have a shattered pelvis.
Isaiah Cruz
i always wondered how certain traitor legions replaced their lost numbers. It's pretty obvious with a legion like the death guard, they simply infect loyalist marines and press those marines into service with the promise to relieve the pain of Nurgles Rot.
How exactly do world eaters replenish their numbers when they don't have access to apothecaries to produce newer marines, just seems like a game of attrition that the chaos marine forces can't win. Even the production of basic space marine armor seems to be a one sided ordeal.
And don't bullshit fabulous bile, the dude surely can't be producing replacement marines for all the legions of the eye of terror.
Luke Williams
>MAGNUS!
did everything wrong.
Cunt could have at least warned his dumb as sons that a 5D chess player was trying to dust them and snatch their souls
Samuel Rodriguez
No.