Why aren't you playing Valorant?

Why aren't you playing Valorant?

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Cause it somehow manages to have even less soul than CSGO and Overwatch.

If I wanted to play a game where people used actual comms and teamwork, I would play a mil-sim.

Just did. It's OK, better than fucking Overwatch at the very least (not hard).

the fucking anticheat killed my ssd.

no one communicates + im bad

Why are only 3 pieces of fabric holding back the ocean?

dont want chinese spyware on my system.

fpbp
basically just a less competitive version of csgo

Chink Spyware

I hate csgo gameplay

is this a mobile game

>better than fucking Overwatch at the very least (not hard).
It's not. As someone that has played nearly every FPS in the last 20 years, I can safely say that there's absolutely no reason for Valorant to even exist. There's no reason why anyone with a brain would choose to play Valorant over CS:GO.

Overwatch was at least able to create something that was a mix of an oldschool arena shooter combined with features such as classes + objectives that enabled casual players to also feel like they could participate. It had a place in the industry because it captured(despite it lasting only briefly) both casuals and hardcore FPS players.

This. Their rootkit anti-cheat is too goddamn suspicious. I'm not installing shit like that, especially for a game made to run on as many toasters as possible.

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Zoomer trash that has that off-brand Blizzard knock off feeling that everything that Riot makes has

1. The game sucks ass
2. I'm not installing Tencent's shitty rootkit anticheat that doesn't even work

it looks like shit, and is a combination of two different shooters that are also shit. It's shit squared

>install game
>load up a match
>start moving toward the objective
>walk by one of my teammates
>12-year-old voice starts screeching in my ear
>WOOOOWWWW, I WAS TRYING TO BE STEALTHY AND YOU GAVE AWAY MY POSITION RETARD, CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP, FUCKING IDIOT
>uninstall game
No thanks!

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>As someone that has played nearly every FPS in the last 20 years
Are you an all-knowing god capable of manipulating time?

No, I'm just a desperate boomer who wants to relive the days of Q3A, UT99, Tribes and HLDM, so I have been chasing the dragon in search of finding FPS games that can capture that feeling despite knowing that it will never happen.

too busy playing wow

you think diabotical will scratch that itch?

I just want to know why they thought the artstyles of Modern FPS HD Brown(TM) and Overwatch would mix at all

I teach at high school. All the kids raving about it last term (about 4 weeks ago) got bored of it during the latest school break. Meanwhile, we're still playing 24 player Insurgency at lunchtimes.

how

>he got bullied by a kid
lol

is it still not out? ive only been casually following it since i still play QC, but i thought it was out for a bit at this point

>oldschool arena shooter
>Infinite ammo, reloading, dumbed-down movement abilities, spammable abilities on cooldowns, stuns galore, shields and unwinnable character match-ups
Fuck no. Valorant is generic but playable. Overwatch is fucking intolerable to play and actively aggravating.

Probably not. If I look at thinks in a realistic view, I think what I miss the most from those days is probably a combination of me being young and innocent + the general vibe of gaming communities back then. These days every game has a community that just feels extremely soulless.

I only play games with singleplayer campaigns.

Stupid Zoomer who liked Quake 3's multiplayer, I think Titanfall might scratch that itch if you have not tried it already......though the guns are either noob weapons or memes.....and has enemy AI and giant mecha.
Its not the worst game ever, certainly way better than fucking Call of Duty especially with the movement tech, though B-hopping is more of a slide hop instead, and theres even grenade boosting with the gravity star if you want to not kill yourself trying to rocket jump.

I don't particularly like CS, let alone a watered down CS clone with shit map design.