Here's your Samus bro

I'm completely fine with it so long as it's a movie of this Metroid title.

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Ohmahgerd yaaaassssss kweeeeeen slayyyyyyyy

She can't be Samus, Samus has cute feet
Brie has Disgusting troll feet

Fuck this bitch.

Shut the fuck up, Brian Flu.

Someone post her toe fungus

More like ShameThats Aman

How does it feel to want, sweatie?

She looks line someone stretched a face over a knee.

It should be a requirement for a woman to have a nice ass to play as Samus. Does she have a nice ass?

google brie larson ass, she's literally known for not having one

metroid doesnt need a freaking movie, man

Sure she can play Samus. But on two conditions: the movies has to be made in Japan with NO AMERICAN HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS OR DIRECTORS involved and two, Larson has to agree to get CGI photosnopped the fuck outta her body and literally do what the Japanese tell her to do. NO EXCEPTIONS NOR COMPROMISE.

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>Samus has cute feet
not canon

Unqualified for the role.

>made in Japan

japan hasn't made a good live action movie in 70 years

It’s been how long and the captain marvel incel hateboner audience is still seriously this mad at one particular actress for like, sounding a little rude in an interview or some shit

Jesus christ guys I know you love watching your favorite youtuber the quartering, but it’s getting pathetic

Somebody post her dognipples nudes

there's a flaw here. hollywood has been pozzed so hard that they've been sucked into a black hole of mediocrity, but japs fucking blow at making film and always have since they started filming in color

Any retard who objects to this on the grounds of Lawson's fit with Samus is, well, a retard. The only legitimate complaint is >video game movie but other than that if you're complaining about muh zero suit you're a shit metroid fan anyway so who gives a fuck about you. Make a series of good metroid games first thought, christ nintendo fuck you.

lmao really? What is it with hollywood and the really gross mutant parts women have now? First the fucking toe thumbs and now this.

>Japanese live action sci-fi film based on a videogame with Nintendo of Japan and Yoshio Sakamoto likely overseeing the project
This is a worst case scenario, good job user.
At least Hollywood would just churn out a forgettable Alien clone

Samus should have nice feet though :(

I can't believe I'm longing for the days of Mila Jovoavich

>no ass
>hot
Are you for real, bro?

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Would they get sued if they referred to Ridley as Ridley?

I don't want Plank to be Samus.

Would Charlize Theron be a better pick for Samus? I always pictures Samus to be

>Tall, at least 6'2"
>Pretty built, similar to Gina Carano
>Blonde of course
>Look aged but not old, solid mommy age

Brie Larson has none of those qualities. She even had two shots to show off her superhero and physical talents and was mediocre.

(You)

She would be fine.
Captain Marvel is bad but it's not because of her, it's because of the bad script/editing/direction.

Just keep her in the suit the whole movie, don't show her face, and limit how much she talks.

It'd be a definite improvement

Did you guys know that brie larson has been in movies that don’t involve superheroes or disney, and that she’s a good and reputable actress if you get over your literal obsession and watch a real movie for once
Like, fucking watch Room or something dude

to each their own

>And Twitter is behind her
So the overlords have spoken. It’ll happen.

I did. It was shit.

>brown eyes
No.

Brie Larson is the least interesting looking (((celebrity))) I've ever seen. Even Jennifer Lawrence is a looker compared to her. She wishes she could pull off being Samus.

Samus should unironically be played by a black woman to trigger alt-right incel fags

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I can't wait to hear how men don't want to support a female hero who has existed from the 80s

isnt she the terrible actress that you arent allowed to criticize because that means you hate women or something?

The current one, yes.

...

If you’re a retard who exclusively watches fat neckbeards on youtube, sure. Any normal human being who actually watches real movies would go “oh yeah, she’s a pretty good actress” and move on with their lives.

Brie wouldnt be a bad samus to be completely honest. Anyone who's mad about this because "Woke SJWs" do not deserve human rights.

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Samus shouldn't be played by anyone because I have no desire to see pure Nintendo games like Zelda, Mario, or Metroid be shit on by turning into a garbage CGI flick with awful writing.

thank god for the SMB movie, now we won't have to deal with shitty adaptations

>If you’re a retard who exclusively watches fat neckbeards on youtube, sure
Thanks for confirming you're not allowed to criticize her, fucking trog.

Tom Holland unironically has a fatter ass then Brie so take that as you will.