I AM THE GREAT JEWISH GEENIE OF THE VIDEOGAME INDUSTRY, I WILL GRANT 3 OF YOUR WISHES, WHAT DO YOU SEEK?

I AM THE GREAT JEWISH GEENIE OF THE VIDEOGAME INDUSTRY, I WILL GRANT 3 OF YOUR WISHES, WHAT DO YOU SEEK?

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I wish Hitler won.

Make the industry crash because of SJWS.

I wish to know all objective knowledge and empirical truths as I need.
I wish I was very dexterous and agile.
I wish I didn't have type 1 diabetes.

*relative objective knowledge

I wish for jews to be gone
I wish the niggers to be gone
I wish the whites to be gone

>I wish everyone just ignored GamerGate, instead of letting woke culture spread to other mediums

>I wish Oblivion was boycotted due to Horse Armor, so the only extra content we'd have to pay for would be genuine expansions

>Finally, I wish that either China or Israel gets smited from the Heavens.

Please make the PS5 the best selling console of all time. The asshurt from Zig Forums would be palpable.

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Only the small % of CBT threads from /fit and some of the most psycho no empathy maniacs from /pol would survive a reality where he wins. You, along with the majority of this board wouldn't even be born to begin with, also the existence of this website couldn't be possible either.

My three wishes are as follows
1. I wish for my wishes to be followed exactly and unequivocally to the letter as they are specified and to disregard anything other than the specified wish given to you.
1. I wish to not be held accountable in any way, physical, energetic, material, immaterial, trandscending, spiritual, cosmis or otherwise any other form of matter alteration known and existing in this universe or beyond in any dimension known or unknown to me or you or existence itself, in any capacity or shape or form whatsoever by you or any other form of responsibility that follows your fulfiment of said wishes or herein caused by your entity of being a wish fulfilment genie or not.
3. I wish for you to remove yourself from my journey of life entirely in every possible way and never return, contact, bother, address, antagonize, pester, fraternize or any form of interaction between to cease immediately without breaking my second wish.
Now get the fuck out of my reality you retarded blue nigger, and that's a demand not a wish you dumb fuck.

Congrats, your brain has just exploded, the remains of which is still plastered on the cum stained rug below your table.

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Great. One fucking typo and my life is over. I hate you fucking genies, you're all niggers. Fuck this thread

Can you ask him to make sure your Japanese games are uncensored, too?

> /fit and not Zig Forums
> /pol and not Zig Forums
Easiest way to spot redditors

I wish for everyone who manages or creates child friendly online communities to die right now.

Diabeetus-user here. I said RELATIVE and as I needed. So I wouldn't overload. Thanks for at least curing my diabetes.

Make it cold, colder and cold as hell

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I wish for everything to go to back exactly as it was in 1995.
No other wishes.

Do you see Zig Forums down below or /x/ ? The slash after the board is for the next integer such as /thread. Yeah that's right you /double_nigger now kill yourself.

No I'd make the same mistakes again,lete redo things among, please.

Kill everyone who posts on Zig Forums, Reddit, and/or Twitter.

Check this COPE HARDER REDDITOR

Dam your right, I still got 2 more wishes.
For my second wish; No Japanese sony game is to be censored. Ever.
And for my last and most humble wish; Capcom and SNK are to be forced at gunpoint to make Capcom vs SNK3.

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>No Japanese sony game is to be censored. Ever.
Japanese devs stop publishing on Sony's platform.

>Capcom and SNK are to be forced at gunpoint to make Capcom vs SNK3
Either one of the development heads refuses, which results in both of them being summarily executed through point-blank shot in the back of the head. It results in a PR nightmare and the resulting bad blood between both companies prevents them for ever collaborating on anything ever again.

1. I WANNA RUSTY AXE
2. I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
3. A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGET
4. and a little sip of faygo too

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I wish that:
1. All games would be ported to PC with the best optimisation, features and settings, and Nintendo will have their own eShop Launcher on PC.
2. All games not made by Sony or Microsoft would be ported to Nintendo Switch. (Hell, you can even have some specific games like Rare Replay and GoldenEye on both PC, Xbox and Switch).
3. The Nintendo Switch would get upgraded hardware revisions every console generation that would still be backwards compatible with software from all previous generations, basically making an iPhone-like approach to the Switch, only instead of updating every year, they will do a hardware update every 4 to 8 years.

i wish namefags got the bullet

I wish you were a namefag

1. That I could actually enjoy games again.
2. That thoughtful, culturally mature and literate games could be made up to the standards seen in other legitimate forms of higher art (and be commercially sustainable).
3. For games to quit with this padding out bullshit, fetch quests and time wasting inanity. Unlocking a new area with 5-10 hrs of meaningless npc ‘dialogue’ that gets you ‘better gear’ and ‘the good ending’ is not artful, it is fucking gay.

Your wish is granted. Games will have the budget and artistic depth of marvel movies, and will be 2-3 hours long with more story as dlc.

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Fucking cocksucking genie I swear to god

Can i combine all 3 wishes and can you make me spaghetti?

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Does he at least enjoy games again though, I need to know before I make my wish, o genie mine

already happened in 2016

Yes, however he will continue to come on Zig Forums and tell you that the games are bad.

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Oh that's fine, I would do that anyway.
My wishes are that I enjoy games again, people who work in the industry get paid properly instead of it all going to shareholders and cuck game directors who are journalists somehow promoted to that position (fuck Luke smith) and uhhh some ice cream would be nice.