Based sucker punch

Based sucker punch

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historically accurate suckerpunch?

How much does one strip weigh?

more than 10 pounds probably

Written by:
Ian Ryan
Liz Albl
Patrick Downs
Jordan Lemos

How did they get away with it?

>Triple A graphics

it will look better once it comes to PC

I don't get it

I always see people saying shit like this but the difference is always so tiny

Whale teeth are so fucking gross

what does whale taste like

Needs the option to turn off auto follow and auto camera recenter, super annoying when attempting a cinematic angle to play within. Also, a zoom out feature during exploration, as you're really up the character's ass.
Love the large font update from today. Hope they can keep it up.

NOOOOO NOT MY HEKIN WAHERLINOS

console parity

the fuck even is this, just a whale why is it peeled

like a whale of a time

can you even speak without using memes?

>whale teeth

Yes

Are they real teeth? I imagined it more as like thick hairs kinda, they act like a filter.

yeah fuck whales

why yes, yes I can
how could you tell?

no lol they're a filter for shrimp and plankton n shit

Have you ever actually played a game on both console and PC?

Witcher 3 is 2 generations ahead on PC. You can't judge this stuff from compressed 30fps Youtube videos.

You poor people will never experience anything worthwhile in your life because you can't stop coping.

What does whale taste like?

boooo

yeah and that's fucking gross

pork of the sea

its alright, but i wouldnt eat over anything else
t. alaskan

>Witcher 3 is 2 generations ahead on PC

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HOLY FUCKING BASED

like whale done steak

the virgin normalfag vs the chad memer

>NOOOOOOOO NOT LE WHALERINOS LE MAJECTIC SEA CREATURES!!!

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For me, it’s yes.

It's not very good. I lived in Greenland for 3 months and I tried walrus, reindeer, musk ox, seal, beluga whale and sperm whale. Beluga whale was the worst of the two, but they both have a very... Oily and grimey taste? It's kinda hard to describe, but I really didn't like it.

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FUCKU YOU DORPHIN! AND FUCKU YOU WHARE!

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and mattak is some of the vilest shit i've ever tried in my life

wtf is this really how they hunted whales.

Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

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To eat and for fuel

Fucking jealous mang.
I just want to travel the world eating different animals like my ancestors would want.

Amazing

Norwegian barbarian here

If you know a better what, I'd like to hear it.

Yeah lets go with that.

Based on what?

Death Stranding reference? Sucker Punch confirmed for bros!

epic twitter memerino friend.

apparently japanese prepared whale tastes better
I'd tell you myself but my trip was cancelled

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Yes. Samurai originated as whale hunters. They would jump off of their boats and drive their sword in to a vital spot on the whale. That’s also why they carry two swords. One was for plunging as deep as possible in to the whale, the other was for carving. Bushido means Bu(Whale)Shi(Back)Do(Way) roughly. Meaning the way of whale backing.

I eat minke whale a few times every summer. Its very tasty

what ps3 game is this

Good lord that triangle head
Is this all consoles can muster?

Depends on the whale, some are filter feeders with bristle-like hairs and some are carnivores with serious teeth.

How does that not make you a clown tho

Usually I agree but goddamn does it look pretty on the pro. Obviously the frame rate will be better once it comes to PC but in its current state I'm always shocked on how good it looks.

Is this an upcoming Switch game?

What does whale taste like?

>kill 1 animal
>feed hundreds

How is this less humane than mass murdering chickens for the same amount of food?

bags of sand

I saw my friend playing this on PS4 and he was showing me how the wind always blows in the direction of your objective. That sounds cool and all but what I saw was the wind constantly blowing the character's cape into his legs and shit, making it clip and look all retarded. They should have done it the other way where the wind always blows directly away from your objective so the cape is always billowing behind you.

Otherwise the game looks cool, can't wait to try it on PC.

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First time I tried it, it was amazing but any time after it was
kind of disappointing. Guess it must have been a fluke.

>switch
>game

¿

It's a hat, also it looks a lot better on the Pro

salty milk

No, people have reported having their body go numb for hours after merely brushing against a whale due to the intense power of just their vocals. Imagine the most powerful speaker on earth blasting the lowest bass notes.

Death Stranding reference that also works as FUCKA YOU WHARU

>whales take a fuckton of time to breed and only give birth to 1 whale every x months
>takes a fuckton of time to grow and is surrounded by endless water dangers
>1 whale=week of food for town means every jap town had to hunt whales around the shoreline
Can't be bothered to do math but every month they would kill a huge amount of whales.

Any of them kikes?

The wind stops when you dont have an active objective but yeah it can be annoying

So?

Baleen is made of keratin, like human hair/nails and the horns of some other animals

Literally nothing wrong with killing whales. The only reason it became to be a bad thing is because modern technology would let you kill a great number of whales and extinct them pretty quickly.

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