ITT: Good Female Protagonists

Fag. All characters, male and female, need maximum sex appeal which they gotta display.

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If a female character were truly a good character, then they would have a great rack and it wouldn't be the first reason why people liked them.

>having fat tits doesn't impact gameplay,
it should

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>why are you against titties
Because of coomers like , who will give even the worst games a pass as long as there are titties. They're a gimmick.

>implying I wouldn’t fuck Samus

You realise sex appeal isn’t an objective quality, right?

i am intrigued. what does titty-based gameplay look like?

why do you care what some loser on a thai ladyboy prostituting forum cums to?

Best girl is a boy.

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My wife

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It's because that kind of "audience" leads to games like pic related.

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>ACfag shitpost
yawn

it doesn't matter to the SJW. Any instance of fanservice ruins the game for him.

Prime example: He hates Metroid Prime 2 because the OPTIONAL 10 second scene of Samus without her powersuit.

I will cum to a fucking white box if it moans just right. It doesn't matter how ugly you make the characters, I will nut to one of them so just go ahead and make them all attractive.

mary sue with no personality

she's literally mary anne from gilligan's island

>fun to play as, with, or agains
How do you fuck up at first point?

It’s a 2D metroidvania/platformer, I didn’t realise it needed to be written by Margaret fucking Atwood.

Here, I'll rephrase it so it doesn't confuse you as much: they need to be a fun video game character FIRST. It's not something you add in later, they have to be based entirely on how they help the game.

>Prime example: He hates Metroid Prime 2 because the OPTIONAL 10 second scene of Samus without her powersuit.
I'm not the one who considers Metroid Prime 1 to be "fucking sjw shit" because it lacks a zero suit segment.

Dilate

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you fucking retarded or something?

He is a known SJW troll that got the nickname ACfag because he would attach Armored Core images to his shitposts.

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When you discuss a character it has nothing to do with the game, if Samus was a stickman it wouldn't change the game itself so being male or female character contributes nothing to the game part.

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Personal attacks =/ arguments.

literally every interaction with females in this game is about boobs/body or about loving men

it's fucking cringey man, and the games are mediocre as fuck

Stop reposting ACFag's garbage.
Or if you're actually ACFag then please kill yourself.

>cringey
Your post is pretty cringe, bro. Not a good look.

And what happens when you make them over-sexualized? The game now feels the need to have a billion cutscenes showing off their titties, and I don't need to remind you of this, BUT CUTSCENES AREN'T GAMEPLAY.

Lady isn't a protagonist of any DMC game though.

Ellie >>>>>>>> Shitmus

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It's half and half for me, yeah she doesn't have much of a personality, but whenever she showcases a little bit of it? She's not likable. Like fake reward kissing a dude to the point he openly complained that he hates fake kisses. Or how about Shantae being totally friends with the evil cunt who used her mother's soul to attack her? That's not endearing twat is retarded because of doing that. Shantae is complete shit and if she didn't have a sexy design? No one would pretend to care about this garbage franchise.

>mary sue with no personality
Pretty sure that's the joke.

Give me 1(uno) reason why.

Hard mode: not saying she makes your dick hard

Even if Super Metroid had naked Samus running around for example it wouldn't change any gameplay

>groomed lolita
>not sexualized

what argument? We are talking about women. And your tastes make no sense.

L-l-lads why is there a bulge in her panties?

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Really? Cause it reads like some incel wrote her, and her writer Matt Bozon fits that description quite well.

>I hate thing because someone is attracted to it on an unconscious level that they don't control

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>about loving men

Absent from her uncle and bolo, there literally aren’t any fucking men.

The jokes are all body positive, which is about a million miles more progressive than the current incarnation of boob and butt shaming feminists.

Shantae's original design was made by his wife.

Because Super has that tiny bit of fanservice at the end, people refuse to hear even a bit of criticism about the game. They're stuck in this primitive mindset that saying anything negative about the game makes you an evil contrarian. Meanwhile people shit over Metroid Prime for even the stupidest nitpicks, all because it doesn't have a shield of titties to block criticism.

It's no better than when EA puts a gay character in their game, and then when it (un)surprisingly flops for being a piece of shit, they call everyone homophobic for it.

I always took her as a satire of a lot of heroes, like how the games in general makes fun of tropes.
I think it's in Half-Genie hero she gets kicked as a genie for no reason because she didn't do good enough job.

Ellie was made for pedophiles. Naughty Dog are sick fucks.

>shantae
>loving men
You clearly haven't even played these games, there are basically zero men in the Shantaeverse.
Most of the shipping is actually between Shantae and Rottytops, especially in Pirate's Curse.

We get it, you're a neopuritan little bitch who hates tits. Nobody cares, jump off a bridge or something.

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Velvet is both cute and cool and a good protagonist.

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>or about loving men
Huh?

The games do break the fourth wall a lot and comment pretty heavily on video game tropes, but despite this, Shantae games suffer very heavily from the same tropes they mock. It's like a pastiche of mediocrity -- it becomes what it mocks.

Forced stealth segments, pointless backtracking for obvious and obnoxious gates, uninspired monster design.

>Lighthearted story without serious stakes
>Saturday morning cartoon antics
>Primary villain who’s basically friends with the protagonist

What are you going to complains about next, how Mario 64 wasn’t as deep as Citizen Kane?

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In Seven Sirens Shantae never argues against a kid who assumes that Bolo is her boyfriend.

The bird girl in Pirate's Curse bangs on and on about how she needs to get married and falls in love with a half-mute weirdo

There's Bolo, but he's the token Stupid Man of the franchise so he doesn't count for much.

Also since you mentioned her, I find Rottytops to be extremely annoying. I can't stand this in your face try hard dyke. Not even death can stop her dyke obsession with Shantae. I hate this shitty character especially since she screws up making some situations worse and no one insults her for it. Or how blatantly intrusive she is like going to the Genie Competition and pretending to be a genie because she can't stop stalking Shantae. What a pile of shit. Even worse is her disgusting fanbase.

>Shantae games suffer very heavily from the same tropes they mock
I don't know I'd say it suffers when they deliberately do it.

Ellie is 19 years old

Ah, yes, Bolo, the guy who has been getting progressively less screentime since the first game and has like 10 lines in 7 sirens.
Also, I don't know if you've noticed, but Shantae doesn't usually respond to NPCs in non-story scenes. They're just there to give progression hints or random trivia.

But that's one character. made it sound like it was a rampant thing.

I just care about good gameplay, to the extent that I think games should regress in graphics back to something like minecraft, or Dwarf Fortress. I hate the modern industry and I would throw out 99% of what defines it, for the sake of a better game. The excessive focus on titties is just a symptom of a bigger problem.

The two girls that idolize the cyclops guy and wait around for 3/4 of the game to see him shirtless, upon which they fangirl out

FAT CUNNY

If your main villain, Risky, used the soul of your mother against you? You crossed a line that you shouldn't have. Shantae not setting that evil cunt on fire will forever be Shantae's lamest moments. That and in the latest game Shantae went to save Risky even though it looked like she would die. Saving an unlikable villain like that only helps to ruin Shantae further.

OH GOD IM GONNA AAAAAA IM GONNA COOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH GOD IM COOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I work with autistic kids, you sound a lot like them. Do you have a healthcare worker you can talk to?

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Not in the first game, Sparky.