Do you think they. . . .?

Do you think they. . . .?

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Save Hyrule? Yes.

Pretty sure Link is not a white woman so no.

Absolutely.

You can't fuck a horse, they wouldn't let you

>they wouldn't let you
You bastards!

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Doubtful, Link's not Polish.

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Are very good friends? Absolutely, OP.

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Of course.

Thats my horse

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Women physically cannot take horse cock. It's fucking huge. And a stallion only lasts 4-5 thrusts before he's done.

Doesn't mean they don't try to as hard as they can, though...... Maybe it's kind of a blessing women/stallion sexual relations are physically impossible.

That's not actually true. Plenty of them either don't care or rather enjoy it.

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yes

>or rather enjoy it.
How do you know this again?

Post the leaked full res version you asshole

They absoloutly will let you. As long as you know the horse.

What are you talking about?
Dude wtf are you a horsefucker

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Haha Wolf Link x Zelda stuff asking fro a frend haha

>How do you know this again?

Why? Are you asking 'for a friend'?

Degenerate.

Broke
>Wolf Link x Zelda
Woke
>Wolf Link x Midna
Bespoke
>Wolf Link x Epona who can now communicate with him and tell him she loves him and wants him

Fukc off gay retard

I mean Wolf Link x Epona haha haha ha..ha..

I swear I remember seeing human Epona art with fat tiddies and brown skin.

All I will say is that I spent years working with horses, so I know quite a lot about them. I can also tell you that girls are absoloutly lusting after horse cock.

was it a family/friend business? god horses are so fucking sexy but there's no way i can get myself into a reasonable position to fuck one and it hurts

A lot of women have their first sexual feelings while riding a horse. the movement awakes feelings inside them and that's LITERALLY the reason women like horses so much.

>Women physically cannot take horse cock. It's fucking huge. And a stallion only lasts 4-5 thrusts before he's done.
There is a lot of videos out there that can prove you wrong. Fact is, most of the girls are latinas, but some white whores here and there as well.

>was it a family/friend
No. I just worked there.
One girl that had a horse in the stable I am certain that she sucked it off.
Horses are very autistic. So it never peed outside, it always waited until we took it in for feeding. And it's owner would look at it's cock with the most lust filled eyes when it did.

>And it's owner would look at it's cock with the most lust filled eyes when it did.
Okay that's reaching a little hard.
Is it true horses are retarded?

horses are absolutely fucking retarded
even if they have known you for years if you come up behind them they wont hesitate to kick your skull in

Horses are surprisingly smart. Sadly they're also very evil, even by mammalian standards. They'll kick you because they like kicking things.

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It's not reaching at all. If you've ever seen a horny girl, you would recognize that look immediatly.

And yes. Domesticated horses are complete idiots.
Literally afraid of their own shadows. I've seen a horse go into a state of panic because it heard it's own loud fart. During summer, we had to put dark covers over the walls in the riding hall, because if a sun ray came in trhough the gaps in the walls, the horses would freak out at it and be to scared to work.
Obviously some horses are smarter and more brave than others. And it is very dependant on what they are used for. Race horses are not dumb. Dressage horses are the worst.

How bad is a horse kick?

Horses are such a bad animal, only in horses is breaking a leg a death sentence. Every other animal is fine and will surive

They can kill you instantly or cause severe brain trauma if they kick you in the head and can cause organ damage if they kick you in the stomach

you just know

Imagine being degenerate enough that evertime you see a horse you think of horse cock

don't have to imagine