(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girl
He'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a girleater
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girl
He'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a girleater
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Haha...
Why are there so many Rean threads lately? Not like I don't love him or anything, but did something big happen?
Haha that's our newfag for you...
We've been having these threads for over five years now, the Mean Rean Machine is practically a staple of neo-Zig Forums now.
That's our neo-Zig Forums for you, haha...
How can Rancel and the Persoiboys even compete against the Zemurian Chad of Chads?
When is CS4 coming to PC?
So who exactly is this guy? Can someone give me a quick rundown?
Rean game 4 is coming out in October. Rean game 5 is coming to nipland in August.
Spring 2021, so March, maybe.
>he wants the quick Reandown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family
>final student of a legendary swordsman
>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good
>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men
>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name
>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha
>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers
>wields a tachi and can teleport behind you
>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky
>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students
>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him
>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second
>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor
>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game
>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up
>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending
>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent
>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad
>awakens a new inner power to combat this alternate self, giving him heterochromia in the process
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,
>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him
>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing
Calvard when?
Junie!
2022
hello
Rean...
CHADOL >Bean
Unironically I don't think Rean's basic character arc is necessarily bad.
After all, how many anime protags end up literally becoming a teacher mid-series and lead around a party of his pupils? That could be actually pretty interesting.
He's just blander than Estelle, Kevin, and Lloyd because he's closer to your generic self-insert silent protag than any other Kiseki protag because Falcom wanted to chase the Persona crowd instead of focusing on what made their franchise special. Bond points, multiple romanceable heroines, and general character cast bloat is keeping Rean from reaching the full Meme Machine potential that he really could have achieved. He'd have been the chaddest of all time if Falcom had a little more restraing when making the whole Cold Steel franchise.
Fuck Bond Points. Fuck multiple romances. Fuck 3D dialogue portraits. And most of all, fuck holding back. Make Kiseki Great Again.
Likely March 2021as we get remeases some months after consoles.
>And most of all, fuck holding back.
This started all the way from TitS.
>Fuck Bond Points. Fuck multiple romances.
This started at the Crossbell games.
I do agree that Rean isn't necessarily bad. I just hate how the other characters keep stroking his ego because he has crippling depression.
HAHA
FUFU
KUKU
Rean-kyoukan...
joshua bros..
Haha...
but then we'd be stuck with al*sa
While you are correct, maybe Alisa would have been a much better girl if they'd have had to focus entirely on her and been able to go wild with her story.
Maybe they'd even realize that Laura should have been the primary love interest.
seethe more, troon
nothing makes me happier than seeing troon refugees from the somethingawful diaspora encounter something they don't like and getting so angry about it ;)
Holding back has been a staple since Sky though
That's our retard for you, haha...
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