Smash ultimate: $60 + $60 in dlc + paid mii costumes

If you bought Pokemon, you deserve to have your money stolen from you to prevent you from making anymore retarded decisions. The rest of your shit post can be resolved by simply ignoring products that you feel aren't worth your money. Very very few people owned a Wii U, so porting these games gave them a second chance at life on a much healthier platform.

Also NSO costs 5 dollars for 365 days of uninterrupted service. Please find something else to complain about.

Don't forget: Designed to break controllers

>Smash DLC is only $50
>You don't have to buy 2 Pokemon games, only autists do that
>You don't need a second save, if you're not a poorfag and sharing a switch
>Ports are fine
>$1.60 a month is nothing for an online service, and the amount of games you get in the virtual console apps

>uninterrupted
why would you use marketing buzzwords that aren't even objectively true

$5 if you're on the family plan and and splitting the $35 with other users. It's $20 for a solo account, which boils down to $1.60 a month, still nothing

>snoyfags upset that not only does nintendo have good games but they also have decent dlc as well
>snoyfags upset that they have to pay more to play online

The only blunder here is Pokemon.

I can literally hop into any online game at any time day or night and not experience any outages. Not sure why you're asshurt over a word.

Why would you ever waste 20 dollars when spending just 5 is a very easy and achievable option?

>Pokemon: 2 $60 games + 2 $30 expansion passes + Subscription fee for Pokemon home
I mean only idiots will buy two versions of the same game and complain that they have to pay dlc twice
>Animal Crossing: $60 + $300 per additional save file + NSO needed for cloud saving
why would you want multiple save files?
>>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Super Mario Bros U deluxe, Captain Toad, Tropical Freeze : Full priced ports of 5+ year old wii U games
literally no one owned a Wii U

I love my Switch but there's no need to choke on a corporation's dick this hard son

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$300 per Island, not per save file. If you're gonna be a bitch at least be an accurate one.

>link's awakening
>port

this is almost as bad as the 5 GCN+5 TVs+Hookers to play 4 swords

The fact that you have to go out of your way to find a specific article for a very specific timeframe of an outage speaks volumes for how reliable it runs.

This coping is off the charts

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>The first day of the pandemic closures
>When everyone is hitting internet services
Almost all internet services were having issues. Take off your anti-nintendo glasses and you would see that.

>say service is uninterrupted
>show service was actually interrupted at some point
>WELL ALL SERVICES HAVE ISSUES user
Yeah no shit retard

They get away with so much.

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More like that specific day can't be called out as just one service being a failure when all services shit the bed that day. Now if you want to call out the christmas outage that required them to ration internet times that's a different story

No one said the service is a failure. Learn to read.

I share a console with my GF, we were pissed when we heard the news. Nintendo is filled with fucking slimy jews

The hookers don't have their own TVs and Gamecubes?

>Smash DLC is only $50
>DLC is only the price of a full game
Fucking fighting games are the biggest shills for paid DLC around. For a few extra fighters, they will always defend paying the price of the game once again. I can't think of any other community which so whole-heartedly laps up DLC.

Stop defending paid online.

i agree with some of this but
1. smash is practically a lifestyle game and people frequently spend way more than this initial buy in on games like LOL or fortnite or whatever
2. mario kart is still way better than 99% of new release $60 games so who cares? still a good value. plus it includes all previous dlc and a new battle mode.

the animal crossing thing is really the worst offender though and is dumb as fuck. idc about pokemon or the other stuff, really. online is $20 and you get a virtual console with some classic nes and snes games quit bitching it's comparable to other systems

You don't even need that, you can play the game singleplayer lmao. But yeah, getting the true multiplayer experience is rough. 4 GBAs, 4 GBA to GCN Link Cables, the game, and the console. A package that retailed for roughly ~$700 just to play multiplayer Zelda.

>became
they were ALWAYS the bad guys.

>tfw hacked Switch

OP BTFO

>Very very few people owned a Wii U, so porting these games gave them a second chance at life on a much healthier platform.
i can't wait to see what faggots like you say when nintendo ports the whole switch library to the new console for full price instead of making new games. guaranteed, you'll still be making excuses for it.

>quit bitching it's comparable to other systems
Stop defending paid online.