Monkey Paw thread

They should add in that human lady from Star Fox 2

>unrealistic wish: I want a cowboy bebop inspired space bounty hunter game with as much content as red dead redemption 2.

Voice actors and character designs are based on the Live Action cast. Composer doesn't reprise their role.

I want a Fire Emblem Fighting Game made by BlazBlue / P4A's devs.

I missed the "inspired" part, oops.

>port pikmin 1, 2, and 3 to the switch. not to mention, port no more heroes 1 and 2 to the switch.
Those are the only games that come out in 2021
Everything else gets delayed
Also the switch controls will be half-assed and not as comforable as the wiimote

i want a new open world halo like odst

Granted but the only FE characters are the ones in Smash. All the other fighers are from RWBY

There's been one since X

Give me an actual Nintendo direct.

Granted but some shitting gimmick gets tacked onto it like with Star Fox Zero, and it flops, killing the series again.

dark souls 2 remastered properly

Wish: I want a Megaman Battle Network Legacy Collection

What happens: I need to buy it twice to get all the versions.

I'll buy your game now.

>this is supposed to be a negative

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It's directed by Sakurai, the only available characters are lords, and there's no skins.

gravity rush 3

Stadia exclusive

only on VR

yeah but does she fuck white shotas?

It's a 1 hour special of Miyamoto talking shit about the Donkey Kong franchise ending with Kiddy Kong added to DKTF as DLC

I wish the monkey paw's finger would curl.

Skins are all gacha and Dusty Tokens for other stuff are paid DLC

It curls around your dick and won't come off.

Nintendo develops a porn game

It's released for the switch, with all of nintendo hot girls. However, you need the amiibo of the girl to unlock her, connect to nintendo servers, and it's mediocre at best, no better than the bottom of the trash on newgrounds.

>half Life 3
>curls
>it's some gay VR game

It has a rushed development time and is outsourced to an indie dev team with no experience.

>Cowboy Bebop
It's a gacha-fest lootbox filled action game that's online only

>Pikmin and NMH ports
framerates/textures/performance is slightly worse than the original and no good QoL improvements

All the characters and stages are just slight variations of eachother and there's no post-release support

It's filled with Ubisoft shit and open world bloat syndrome, becoming another run-of-the-mill open world game

It's 30 minutes of a new Pokemon mobile game breakdown and 10 minutes of DLC/add-on content of Nintendo IPs in other publishers' games

Takes 20 years to make and by the time it comes out no one gives a shit as there have been numerous new Miyazaki directed games since then that continues to make it obsolete

No online features and half the content of Gravity Rush 1

It's a new IP and none of the characters are attractive

Monkey paw, heed my call
For release the game once and for all
From this demise please break us free
Please release Mega Man Legends 3

reimu gets in smash

I want a new good Dawn of War game with the old VAs on PC.

The monkey paw curled and said
You get mobile Gacha game instead

I wish competitive Smash never caught on.

It changes nothing but visuals so it's still a shit game hahahahahahahahaha

Do monkeys have paws or hands? They seem too handlike to be called paws.

No, but she does fuck aliens who are half her height.

I WANT KATE TO SIT ON MY FACE

The monkey's fingers curl into an OK hand and it is csncelled for being a white supremacist

Pedos no longer have an outlet and rape your children.

I want a soulsborne fighting game