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>Kojima shits out one complete blunder after the other for a decade since when he found his studio, Kojimaproduction, up to 2015
>Publicy claim he is calling it quits with the franchise several times just to force Konami's hands and get a bigger paycheck everytime because of senseless cult of personality of the mgs fanbase.
>Culminating his career at Konami with an unfinished game that surpassed 80 million dollars of budget and 5 years of development, and a mess of a storyline.
>It's also a worse Far Cry with somehow worse shooting, no real weapons and pointless shit online and grind/base management tackled on
>B-b-but you don't get it, he never wanted to make those games, evil Konami FORCED HIM to work on those games.
>Let's ignore that he has been vice president of Konami for this whole time
>Advertise a new game as some horror action post apocalyptic third person game
>Starting to look like a delivery sim the more news come in
>Shills in full force yelling how it's totally NOT a walking simulator
>Turns out it really is
>A-akthually yes, but y-you just want another COD...g-g-go back to Fortnite...
>Not even breaking 3 million copies on console after 8 months
>Delivery simulator with literally no physics for vehicles, the best tactic is literally Skyrim horse your way to the objective with the bike.
>Somehow he can't spare some of its dozens and dozens and dozens of millions he wasted for Normie Fetus ugly (and mostly mute) mug for giving the total of 3 vehicles you get to drive something open world games had 2 decades ago.
>"B-but art, you just don't get it *Take a sip of Monster Energy Drink™*
>Literal AA sales figures, 700k copies sold on Steam at launch
>Complete silence on sales for more than half a year
>Kojima humiliating himself insisting proudly how 8+ months after release his "magnum opus", the masterpiece he put so much passion into after being free from the shackles of evil Konami, broke even.

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Shit Gameman

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>dozens and dozens and dozens of millions he wasted for Normie Fetus ugly (and mostly mute) mug
I love how people keep trying to perpetuate the myth that Norman Reedus and Kiefer Sutherland are some big deal actors that command absurd paychecks when they're both effectively nobodies who had one show anyone recognizes them from and that's it. Neither one of them cost the fortune you think it did.

Death Stranding is his best game since MGS3.

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La creatividad...
Muy interesante.

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Usagi Yojimbo

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>>It's also a worse Far Cry with somehow worse shooting, no real weapons and pointless shit online and grind/base management tackled on

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