UMMMMMM YES HELLO IS THE SPACE STATION MANAGER THERE? I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN OFFICIAL COMPLAINT PLEASE

UMMMMMM YES HELLO IS THE SPACE STATION MANAGER THERE? I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN OFFICIAL COMPLAINT PLEASE

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I don't give two flying fucks about MC, but the game looks like dogshit Control tier.

poor Gwen. First phasma being a ded end and now this.

THE MANAGER OF SPACE IS IN FOR THE BIGGEST COMPLAINT OF XIR LIVES.

YOU GO GRRL

Is it about that parrot you purchased a few years ago?

control was a really fun game though
dunno what the op is

YES, CARLOS, IS IT? CAN YOU PLEASE CHECK IF MY HEALTHCARE PLAN COVERS DYING FROM CARDIAC ARREST AND GETTING REVIVED IN MY SLEEP, OKAY? YES, I ALSO HAVE THIS LITTLE ALIEN INVASION PROBLEM

This meme is never going to catch on no matter how hard you keep trying.

EXCUSE ME? MY CABLE ISN'T IT WORKING

its better than that stupid fucking vore thread that gets posted daily

Karen and her quest to get knotted by space dogs

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I think the game looks interesting and a middle aged female mc is fitting, go fuck yourself OP

Sorry I mean go fuck yourself Zig Forums op is alright.

YES, I will pay 70 American dolarios for that...
who is the target audience for a game like that???

YASSSS KAREN SLAAAY redditors

coomers with mummy issues

karen

If anything she might end up being pretty cool.

The state of this board

THIS MORNING I WAS SERVED A SPACE COFFEE AND I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR STAR DUST TO BE SPRINKLED ON TOP

HOWEVER WHEN I LOOKED UPON MY FAIR-INTERGALACTIC-TRADE SOURCED COFFEE MADE FROM ORGANIC SPACE COFFEE BEANS HARVESTED FROM THOSE BROWN ALIENS ON THE PLANET AFRICANUS II I DISCOVERED THAT THEY FORGOT TO PUT MY STARDUST IN

I THEN GOT CALLED A WAITRESS OVER AND TOLD HER AND SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, JUST TOOK MY COFFEE AWAY AND ROLLED HER EYES

I HAD TO WAIT AN ENTIRE 10 EARTH MINUTES BEFORE I GOT MY NEW SPACE COFFEE AND IT WAS LUKE WARM

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE, I WILL ALSO BE CALLING MY EARTH LAWYER FOR EARTH SECTOR LEGAL ADVICE

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Fucking cringe

lmao

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UMMMMM HELLO MANAGER I'M ON MY MIDDLE AGE WHITE WOMAN SPACE ROAD TRIP AND THIS LIFEFORM IS BEING *EXTREMELY* RUDE TO ME

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EXCUSE ME CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER PLEASE? I WALKED INTO THE INTERGALACTIC TRADE HUB THE OTHER DAY AND THIS SALES ASSISTANT TOLD ME I NEED TO WEAR A FULL FACE HELMET. WHEN I REFUSED AND STATED MY RIGHTS AS A SOVEREIGN INTERGALACTIC CITIZEN SHE REFUSED ENTRY FOR ME

I DEMAND HER TO BE SACKED!

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God I love realistic womyn in video games.

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>A PLEA TO THE MODERATORS

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whats this got to do with race?

THE WALL THE CRASH THE WALL THE CRASH THE WALL THE CRASH THE WALL THE CRASH THE WALL THE CRASH THE WALL THE CRASH

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