Just got the test results, lads. My sperm count is fucking 2. 2... I've been gaming my entire life around 12 hours a day on average. I've lived the gamer lifestyle, I've consoomed the gamer diet. I've jerked to the gamer's choice of porn.
I blame this lifestyle and hobby for the death of my lineage. And yes I'm white and I think they're targeting white men predominantly for infertility through gaming lifestyle.
I am crushed... absolutely crestfallen. RIP my soul to pieces...
Gaming Made Me Infertile
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>Implying you were ever going to fuck a woman, let alone impregnate one
Somehow I feel like you never would have had a family even if you didn't fuck up your balls with your porn addiction.
>jerked
>not coomed
you deserve it
Proofs?
Oh I both jerked and coomed, pal. Believe me. About 4-6 times a day on average, especially after I got into the gamer's choice of porn.
What's gamer's choice of porn? Vidya waifus?
>jerking all day kills your sperm
>having sed every day magically doesn't
OK retard. Have sex.
Be gone, American orge and take your fast food ruined testicles with you
face it sweaty you were never going to have sex anyway
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Frequent masturbation lowers testosterone utilization researchgate.net
It's the same thing, though. If masturbating daily isn't healthy, having sex daily isn't healthy.
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Trust me dude, you probably dodged a bullet. This is unquestionably the worst time to have a kid. The world is going to shit really fast. Instead of being filled with regret and depression, just be happy that you got to spend the majority of your time doing something you actually enjoyed. Most people live a shitty painful life then fucking die screaming. Find yourself a decent woman who has no interest in having kids, live as happily-ever-after as possible. Fuck legacies. Enjoy the only life you know for sure you're going to have. Try to do some good for others along the way as well...
Thanks friendo. I'm actually hoping 2021 will be our final year of existence and that the sweet release of unexisting will be brought to us all sometime next year
damn this is actually good dude, imagine you can nakadashi every woman and don't need to take any responsibility
>blaming video games for your shit genes
Why are you crushed? Have you ever had one girlfriend in your entire life? You would have never had the opportunity to reproduce, literally nothing was lost.
Except I'm also impotent as well
But isn't the point to have kids so they will eventually have kids that can have kids in the good times?
If you don't have kids now you are voluntarily HANDING OVER your future to the chads and the rich. They will be richer, they will be having the great times and eating your family's share while your genes rot away forever in the soil.
You are the future cuck 3000.
>Have you ever had one girlfriend in your entire life?
Yes, I had one for an entire year. However she never wanted kids...
People keep sayin that shit but I don't know
It's a part of grand conspiracy to trick you into not breeding. Don't listen to him.
>oy vey, don't have kids, it's a horrible time
>ignore the fact that it's a horrible time because non-whites are fucking everything up
Whatever you say, Mr. Goldsteinberg.
>My sperm count is fucking 2
Make'em count
Yes... Genetics...
What you all actually need to do is have MORE kids.
The more kids you have the faster things will get better for you. Work 2 or 3 jobs if you have to, if you want a happy life you will need to have a meaningful life. All bread and circuses, videogames and porn, just exist to trick you out of being productive.
Can you explain what the 'gamer's choice of porn' is so I can avoid it?
Porn.
I did earlier but the post was removed by jannys. I guess it rhymes with cracked pot dom
Videogames:
- The gamer dent
- The gamer gut
- The gamer no-jaw
- The gamer teeth
- The gamer breath
- The gamer sack
- The gamer brain
- The gamer 4-eyes
- The gamer porn-addiction
- The gamer sperm-count
Joe Rogan is 100% right.
Quit videogames before they quit you for you.
There is 0% valid reasons for why they aren't banned and regulated like drugs yet.
Just stop masturbating for a while and you will fill up again.
Rogan's logic applies to all hobbies. Stop reading, watching film, or looking at screens if you value your eyesight.
It really doesn't. What you posted is 100% game-addict's COPE.
Sports give you life and health.
Videogames take life.
I knocked 2 women. One was my gf I've never seen since, because her dead literally broke my 3 ribs and promised to crack my skull next time, but i heard kid is healthy. 2nd one is random chinese girl i met in my trip, she later sent me photo of hapa girl on email. Now I'm 30 and i scared to check how my little white buddies down there.
Video games are the ultimate cuck factories. from birth they are literally hardwiring men to be voyeuristic and passive and watch the achievements and conquests of others while they sit back and 'feel' like 'they' accomplished it because they pushed some buttons