>Deputy, my name is Ethan Winters, these people kidnapped my wife. I came to find her, and now I'm trapped in the house. Don't enter alone; they're heavily armed. Please go to your car and call for backup, just go now
Deputy, my name is Ethan Winters, these people kidnapped my wife. I came to find her, and now I'm trapped in the house...
Mason Cox
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Logan Williams
I mean, think about this.
Before the whole shit happened they were just a nice family. People knew them, that officer probably too. But then you hear about some suspicious shit going on in their house, see it all messed up and find some random nervous guy in their house trying to sell you that story.
If you were that cop, would you believe that?
Remember, they were a nice and kind family befotre they got fucked up
Aaron Smith
>Hold on a second, sir, let me radio this in
>Yeah this is Deputy Anderson
>Yeah, I'm by the creepy redneck house
>No, no, the one where the residents all look like zombies and have gray skin, and the entire house smells like mold
>Yeah, the one with the son who has a history of childhood violence and is located in the center of where all those tourists disappeared
>Yeah, there's a cityslicker inside of the house who's acting crazy and begging for help
>Yeah, requesting some backup, I'm not going to enter the house until we have more cops here, don't want to get a shovel to the head or something
Ryan Foster
>>Deputy, my name is Ethan Winters, Chris Redfield kidnapped my wife. I came to find her, and now I'm forced to fuck his sister. Don't enter without superior Aryan genes; he can punch boulders as big as entire house. Please go to your car and call for Leon S. Kennedy, just go now.
Alexander Butler
>Protagonist of the best game
>Coprotagonist of the second best game
>Best part of the worst game
>Access to fashionable jackets
>Best friends with the president
>Beautiful women throw themselves at him
>Ada called him cute once
>Finally got Chris off his back
Will Leon ever stop winning?
Ethan Nguyen
>tfw you're caught in a nightmare mansion filled with monsters and psychopaths, but them southern themes get to you, so you decide to defend your ancestral property from a nosy negro wearing white mans clothes
Austin Anderson
This bothered me too. It would stand to reason Ethan contacted the cops about his missing wife at some point in the two years she was gone. So they would have a record on file of a missing person with her name along with Ethan's info that could corroborate his story. All Ethan had to do was mention her but he just blubbered about nothing like a dipshit.
Nathaniel Cox
People in real life who experience traumatic events often have difficulty articulating what's happened when asked.
Gavin Brown
I often do just that and then realize it after the fact. I probably have a mild communication disorder or something.
Joseph Ross
YOU'RE GOING TO DIG THIS!
Elijah Jones
>If you were that cop, would you believe that?
A white cop would have believed it.
Anthony Morales
It started way earlier, user
>My wife which has been missing for three years just sent me a message out of the blue to come find her in Dulvey, Louisana
>I should probably call the police an dupdate them on this case and maybe I would find out this way that Dulvey is a place where many people went missing in the past and the recurrence of a long lost wife in such an environment would certainly be interesting to the cops
>Nah I'll just drive there all by myself and not even bring a cellphone
Carson Jones
Yellow fever foveraloner Kennedy is NOTHING compared to:
ANCHAD THANCHAD ECHAD CHADCHAD THACHAD ETHCHAD HANCHAD
ENTER CHADTHAN
>The only main series protagonist who has canonically fucked
>The only main series protagonist to have successfully convinced a woman to continue his bloodline
>The only protagonist to have appeared in two consecutive main series entries as a character who takes up the majority of playtime
>LAUGHS in the face of death
>Dismisses horrific sights as if they were nothing
>Spouts catchy one liners at his enemies without fear
>Wins in a chainsaw fight VS a hick experienced in the art
>Impervious to disease
>Smoking hot southern belle falls head over heels for him at first sight
>Romanian chick in trailer will fall head over heels for him at first sight
>Big titty femdom witch sisters will fall head over heels for him at first sight
>Has his hand amputated but still functions perfectly after it is stitched back on
>Has his leg amputated but still functions perfectly after he glues it back to his stump
>Alpha genes perfect for breeding
>Outdoes Leon
>Outdoes Jake
>Outdoes Barry
>Is about to bring Redfield's story to a close
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
A GOD AMONG MEN
EVERY ONE KNEEL BEFORE
THE MIGHTY CHADTHAN
Jordan Kelly
He brought a cellphone, the Bakers just took it from him.
Kevin Watson
L-Leonbros....?????
Jaxon Brown
Come to think of it
The events leading up to RE7 started three years prior to the game, so around 2014
But even then the bakers were living like it was still the 90s.
Luis Sanchez
>convinced a woman to continue his bloodline
Would be a shame if something happened to that, no?
William Russell
Leonchads... what the FUCK is this????? HOW CAN WE COMPETE WITH THIS?????
I thought RE was Leon's franchise???? Why the FUCK is CHADthan the protagonist for 2 games in a row????
Angel Wilson
wasnt the family got a phone call from the police in the beginning?
d-delet this
Jackson Allen
Louisiana is just like that, user.
Matthew Lewis
why would you reattach this dudes head with virus glue when hes already dead and stick it in the trailer fridge
Julian Bailey
Based Ethanchad
John Morris
>>Best part of the worst game
No.
Nathan Nelson
Never occured to me before but Piers actually kind of looks like RE1 Chris
Was Piers that much of a Chris fanboy?
Charles Moore
Good one OP, I hate how people in games and movies can't just explain things without sounding insane when they need help.
My favorite thing is in horror movies when the retards call the police and start screaming about monsters or ghosts, like FFS morons just say there's a guy trying to kill you and give the adress, you don't need to tell them it's paranormal because they won't believe you
Carter Stewart
David Gonzalez
>Captain! We have to find Leon and get him to fuck your sister!
Jason Smith
>Good thinking Piers! With you by my side, there's no way Leon will make it out of this without fucking my sister!
Leo Jones
>>Has his leg amputated but still functions perfectly after he glues it back to his stump
When?
Liam Nguyen
You only get this scene if you're caught by Jack in the section after you leave the dinner table
Luis Stewart
Wtf, I just remember dying not this happening. Cool
Wyatt White
>Aryan
>Leon