ITT: vidya ideas

Would not fuck. Binah is too crazy and scary.

I'd play a game where a 30+ year old magical girl has to balance her life between taking care of her family and stopping the Dark Lord from conquering the world.

Plot twist: The Dark Lord is her 10 year old son.

Post apocalyptic FPS with an aesthetic/style that's like a combination of RAGE, Nier, and a little bit of LISA.
You control a 50-something balding guy who, despite his imposing appearance (And the fact that he can basically kill anything), really just wants to get some menial tasks done and not cause any more of a fuss. However, Lady Luck seems to want to make him her bitch boy, and he quickly finds himself
The weapon loadout is VERY utilitarian. You have a melee, a revolver, an assault rifle, a shotgun, a sniper rifle, and a grenade launcher. That's all you're getting. How creative you can get with those things is where it really starts coming into play.
The enemy roster, however, is extremely varied. From voodoo zombies who have magical powers to Social Darwinist bandits, it's like 40k compressed onto one planet.
And the "Comedy" comes from how our protagonist reacts to all this crazy shit with legitimate seriousness and concern.

OH

Older women are so fucking hot. I can't even place when I started preferring them over girls my own age but god am I glad I did.

Too young

>spoiler
Now you're making me wish that that was the plot of Okaa-san Online.

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>The Dark Lord is her 10 year old son
Who is only taking over the world to free his monther from what he assumes is a terrible life under the patriachy

She looks like she empties her son's ball daily.

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So, Bayonetta but with more Bayonettes? Only if they regularly poke fun at the fact that they'r 30+ years old and still doing this shit and are now essentially open season fapbait for men of all ages.

Wouldn't they go from magical girls to witches?

That's funny.

Shit taste

god, old women trying to act like young girl makes my dick diamond

Magical Mommies? I like the sound of that.

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I'd dig it

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Magical MILFs huh...

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Prime breeding age.

MILFs Sailor Moon doujin by black dog when?

Magical girl(male) game

Bottom of the bucket tier. This is the best hag now.

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fuck i want more of this but theres only the two sets

Her son just wants to protect his mommy a create a world where she doesn’t have to worry, game ends with a big hug.