>Dovahkiin is 9 years old
Would you ever name your child after a video game character?
Dovahkiin is 9 years old
Colton Collins
Asher Gray
He's not even 9 retard he was born the day skyrim was released
William Stewart
Every time I see a picture of that baby his head gets more and more red.
Lucas Taylor
why is he so angry
Julian Wood
He wasn't born as a based dunmer
Nathan Hernandez
is this real???
Chase Perez
No.
My children will be named after my great grandparents. As is tradition in my family.
Isaiah Parker
How many years ago was Skyrim's first release, user?
Evan Ortiz
That's nice user. Always good to honor the dead. It's a shame someone named their kid after a soulless videogame character.
Jayden Gonzalez
HE'S GOING CRITICAL
Gabriel Lee
>soulless videogame character
>entire purpose of character existing is to absorb souls
Jaxson Phillips
8 years and 7 month
Levi Murphy
Yes, I would name him Shenmue II
Ryder Hernandez
It's not that hard to remember since it was 11/11/11. It'll be 9 years in November.
Nathaniel Roberts
I remember this thread like it was yesterday. Sweet fuck, it tickles me pink seeing pictures of this baby. He just got progressively more red as the thread went on, and the joke about the him going off like a nuke. It makes me smile every time I see it or think about it, man.
Brandon Lee
Remind me, what did the parents get? Lifetime supply of Bethesda games? That sounds like a really bad trade
Asher Price
I named my kid Sephiroth.
Eli Wood
He got off worse than his oldest brother Nerevarine but better than the middle child Hero of Kvatch.
Angel Moore
seething dovahkiin
Luke White
>Officer, I can't breathe!!!
Evan Turner
user...
Easton Cook
What colour will baby Hoon Ding be?
Carter Long
tfw I can't name my future children 9S.
Dylan Martinez
They say he killed his father with his voice. Shouted him apart.
Jace James
I bet you could name them Sssssssss, lmao.
Blake Mitchell
Because his name is fucking Dovahkiin
Levi Wright
I'll just name my kid Michael, everyone likes Michael right?
Carter Walker
I'm a ps1 mgs nostalgiafag so I'll call my kid DEEPTHROAT. Once he's old enough I'll disown him and only make contact via codec.
Either that or I'll name him Sherry, after Birkins daughter. I'll dress him up as a girl and teach him how to put on make up and do full body shaves. Every now and then I'll pop into his room with my arms stretched out and moaning.
His mandatory reply to this will be "NO DADDY, noooo, not the D-virus, not like that!".
Good times.
Luke Morales
Is there any leveling strategy in Skyrim like there is in Oblivion? Been a while since I played it.
Robert Martin
Name your kid snake so whenever you get pissed at him you can yell out "SNAAAKE"
Colton Russell
Not really since there's no level cap, no minor/major skills and no stats other than health, magic and stamina. Skills increase as you use them, once you gain enough skill levels you gain a character level and get a perk point and you can increase either your health, magicka or stamina by 10 points (it doesn't matter what skills you leveled up).
Grayson Cooper
The funniest part is Bethesda's only made one game since then
Lincoln Smith
I'll name my kid Rodney. After Dave.
Luke Lopez
He gets redder every time I see him
Josiah Lewis
Skyrim's level scaling isn't as punishing as Oblivion's but it's still there - it's always worthwhile to keep a weapon skill and smithing from being neglected
Cooper Torres
They give you an exit ramp though because you can use the Companions to quickly get 70 1h/2h/heavy armor/archery for free
Connor Moore
You'll inevitably end up in combat and therefore level up your combat skills. As for smithing I agree, always be on the lookout for leather, leather straps, iron ore and iron bars so you can make 100000 iron daggers and max it out.
William Taylor
What's going on with her mouth in panel 5