WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY Zig Forums?!??

His wife's son

Lord forgive me, but i must laugh

Masturbated in vr for about six hours, took a power nap in my own mess, woke up and drove to Wendy's without showering, and now I'm going to play Sea of Thieves to check out the new patch.

It's Shane (the kid's name) but yeah I kek'd when I first saw it too

SO LONG GAY SHANE

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he'll never bing again

This picture fills me with great sadness no matter how many times I look at it. Too young to die.

I don't know what I'd do if my son died... Probably just go full ER at that point.

>that fucking kid in the background laughing his ass off

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Accurate

>downvote

Based

post gamer caskets

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I jerked off to that shadman/loli//an//whatever thread a few hours ago then returned to all the links I hadn't viewed yet and jerked off again

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My bad. It was Disney, not Sony. But yes.

nypost.com/2019/07/06/disney-denies-dads-request-to-put-spider-man-on-4-year-old-sons-grave/

Is the M on his hat made of provolone cheese?

NINTENDO

The bitch who killed super shane

Good, it isn't just me that thinks that.

also why the fuck is this thing screeching?

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I think my I just ruptured my stomach from the pure soi cringe.

Disney did, not Sony

Honestly that's fairly good. I guarantee no one on Zig Forums could come close, not to mention no one on Zig Forums has anyone to make a cake for in the first place.

I really hope if I have kids that they don't get into video games.

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obviously not, the edges aren't smooth at all.

I remember when my mother made a TMNT Rafael birthday cake because I was obsessed with TMNT as a kid. Pretty nice

Also some OST from one of my favorite SNES game youtube.com/watch?v=Ddl3vDFC-3M&list=PL1C759B0752A36489&index=10

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Same shit

fix'd

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Nothing.

>simping for your son
Mem are so weak these days it's unreal.

He's just sleeping.

Why? It would just be a burden. I hope you kill yourself so you don't reproduce.

Your a mem

I'm sure there are faster speedruns.

Go back

im kinda torn on this, on one hand I wouldnt want them to become neet weirdos, but I would also like to share my interests with them. Also all kids will get into video games especially in the future.

Holy based

Pretended to work.

>Dad the newest Mario game just came out today, can you buy it for me?

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>super shame

Holy shit is this real?!

Everyone plays video games, the difference is that some people take them seriously and make them their whole life, and others play them casually and have sex, if only the faggots on this board could realize this they might have a chance.

no go play one of the old ones they are all the same you little shit

>if only the faggots on this board could realize this
Realize what? Zig Forums doesn't play games

>I should have never gotten him a pet turtle

The word simp has lost its meaning

>simping for your son

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When you miss half an a press at Bowser's castle.

Exercised, cooked something for my dad and me and played sea of thieves with my cousin and some friends. I could say the same for the entirety of the past week. I feel like I'm in groundhog day.

fills me with jealously

worked and then died in dark souls 2 to smelter demon and then contimplated resubbing to ffxiv but then quickly realized that is a worthless thing to do