Here's your Snake bro
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Kojimbo approved:
Julian Jenkins
Aaron Brown
Aaron Ward
He needs to look more american. That nose doesn't really help at all.
Samuel Garcia
>italian
Colton Jenkins
Its a good thing he's not in charge of this shit anymore
Cameron Cooper
>AYYY SNAKE-A GO DOWN TO THE BO-DEGA AND GET US A COUPLEA SANDWICHES JABRONI
Caleb Bailey
Face is alright, but he looks pretty twinky.
Nolan Roberts
>Metal Gear?
Thomas Taylor
Marinelli is a good actor but he is no Snake. based on his past performances he could pull off a decent Liquid, or even better, Ocelot
Jaxon Peterson
VERY IMPRESSIVE GABAGOOL SNAKE
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
Dylan Ramirez
OP here
This desu
John Taylor
il metallo. . . Ingranaggio?
Ryan Hill
metal gear solid is all about taking several action movie tropes and scenes and mushing them together. they are games that want to be movies. making an actual movie about the games is like missing the point of the series. it will be the scary movie of action movies
Lucas Garcia
looks far too woppish to be an American super soldier
Luis Phillips
Mantide psichica?
Gabriel Cox
Some gooks are so retarded in recognising western faces, i bet Mike Tyson should play Psycho Mantis.
Blake Hernandez
Tbh he isn't new to playing roles in action movies, like The Old Guard, but yeah, he could use workout
Andrew Hernandez
>misses a shot
>"Li Mortacci tua!"
>gets seen
>"porco cane! I've-a gotta to get-a away!"
Kino
Nathaniel Barnes
Tbh he isn't new to playing roles in action movies, like The Old Guard, but yeah, he could use workout
Kojima keeps overrating his work, Marinelli is arguably unnecessary when Snake himself is a ripoff of cheesy B movie action characters of the 80's
Tyler Long
Aye, Sylvester Stallone cranked it to gain the muscle he needed for his role in Rocky.
Logan Gutierrez
Double post
Parker Reed
>rations is pizza or pasta, and every time he heals he set up a table, choose a wine and start eating while watching soccer
Colton Bennett
>not chris evans
Ayden James
He looks nothing like Snake.
William Ross
Karl Urban is the only one who can play Snake.
Dylan Wright
>Karl Urban
This
Lincoln Hall
They all are. My wife is Japanese and only married me because she thought I was Ryan Gosling for the longest time. But now I’ve gained some weight and she thinks I’m John Goodman.
Cameron Sanders
>Not Liquid even just to make more Evans laugh memes
Anthony Morales
>Sakurai, do we put Solid Snake or Big Boss in the game?
>yes
Justin Peterson
>hates the race of your own wife
The absolute state of racemixers. No wonder the kids of mixed race couples are all neurotic and mentally unhinged.
Kayden Allen
Shouldn't Snake be half Irish, half Japanese though?
Oliver Fisher
>IT'S A-ME, SNAKE-IO!
Brayden Cruz
I don’t hate Japanese in the least bit, I merely stated that they’re often bad at distinguishing the facial features of foreigners because they live in a homogenous society.
David Adams
>People unironically still think MGS competes with SC
Feeling lucky punk?
Easton Evans
>Half-Irish
I don't think Big Boss' heritage is ever broken down. He's always just described as "American." The Japanese angle is a bit of a meme for the Snakes too. The eggs of a Japanese lab assistant were used. No actual genetic information from the "mother's" eggs was used, as thet form of cloning replaced it all entirely with the father's.
Charles Rodriguez
>Ocelot li mortacci tua e de sta tortura demmerda