THIS MORNING SUPERNOVABUCKS I WAS SERVED A COFFEE AND I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR STAR DUST TO BE SPRINKLED ON TOP

THIS MORNING SUPERNOVABUCKS I WAS SERVED A COFFEE AND I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR STAR DUST TO BE SPRINKLED ON TOP

HOWEVER WHEN I LOOKED UPON MY FAIR-INTERGALACTIC-TRADE SOURCED COFFEE MADE FROM ORGANIC SPACE COFFEE BEANS HARVESTED FROM THOSE BROWN ALIENS ON THE PLANET ETHIOPIUS IN THE AFRICANO II SYSTEM I DISCOVERED THAT THEY FORGOT TO PUT MY STARDUST IN

I THEN CALLED A WAITRESS OVER AND TOLD HER AND SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, JUST TOOK MY COFFEE AWAY AND ROLLED HER EYES

I HAD TO WAIT AN ENTIRE 10 EARTH MINUTES BEFORE I GOT MY NEW SPACE COFFEE AND IT WAS LUKE WARM

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE, I WILL ALSO BE CALLING MY EARTH LAWYER FOR EARTH SECTOR LEGAL ADVICE

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would buy and play this if she were cute but since she's a post-wall roast it's completely off my radar

>the joke is that she looks like a bitch
Hilarious. Really, I was laughing the whole time I read through your essay of a post. Drop dead, nigger.

>t. Earth Karen

Space Karen?

I've never heard a Karen say "nigger"

YES HELLO IS THE SPACE STATION MANAGER THERE?

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Heterochromia. Wow, so original. What an amazing charactereristic, really makes them stand out and adds so much depth to their personality.

Oh wait no, it's shit.

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I have. Especially the racist 'I have never seen you before' - karen type.

This animation is so stupid and undersold for someone literally waking up from been dead.

That alien was very rude to me

cope

I think I'm getting old. This is the only real complaint I see about this game but I couldn't give a fuck. It's actually refreshing to me to have an adult character rather than some bimbo teenager. I thought the game looked really interesting in the trailer until they actually showed gameplay and it was just generic third person shooting.

dilate

YES, CARLOS IS IT? I KEEP GETTING ATTACKED BY THE SPACE TARANTULA WHEN I GO ON A WALK AND TRY TO MESS WITH THEIR NEST. CAN TOU CALL THE SPACE PEST CONTROL FOR ME?

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>Karen memes
The state of this board

>t. Moon Karen

HELLO, MANAGER, I HAVE SPACE WORMS IN MY BRAIN. I'M GOING INSAAAAANEEE. CAN THIS BE CURED IN ONE OF YOUR SPACE CLINICS?

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Nice Karen.

what the fuck is wrong with westerners?

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How hard is this game going to flop?

disgusting...

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I think you're lost in the early 2000, nowadays every mc is a black woman screaming to the screen

White women age so damn poorly.

I warned you bro, stop getting so asshurt at these memes and people will stop using them.

FUCK REALISM, IF I WANTED TO SEE MIDDLE-AGED HAGS I WOULD GO TO THE SUPERMARKET

STOP DISPARAGING WHITE WOMEN

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Was a """manager""" at my last job, screamed in some 65 year old cunt's face before quitting.

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>It's actually refreshing to me to have an adult character rather than some bimbo teenager.
Lol, user, are you white?

Found the aged roastie that can't get Chad to fuck her loose cunt anymore.

They write male characters then give them long hair, tits, and a female VA and then pat themselves on the back for being woke and progressive. Feminists are the real misogynists.

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