Hello! Today I'll be teaching you how to use the "sage" function

Hello! Today I'll be teaching you how to use the "sage" function.

What this feature does is allow you to post a comment without bumping the thread. You do this by typing "sage" (with no capitals) into the "options" field of your comment.

Now, you might be asking yourself "why should I do that?" Well, using sage lets you post in a garbage thread without bumping it, that way it'll hit page 10 and be deleted sooner, and this makes the board a better place.

The word sage is not pronounced like the plant, but instead as "sah-geh." This is due to its Japanese origins, it comes from the word sageru which means "to lower." It was adopted for use on Zig Forums, but since it's no longer possible to see when another user is using sage the use and knowledge of it has quickly dropped.

Go ahead and try saging this thread now!

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nigger

Sage doesn't actually mean anything for the longevity of an already active thread. If anything, you're only going to delay the time until it hits bump limit, which goes against the point.
Use sage when you see a thread with few replies or when activity has already died down. If the OP just has a simple question, using sage means the thread will not be bumped by you or him and the thread can be over much sooner

FUUKA

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>tfw no fuuka gf
why even fucking live?

I thought they got rid of sage years ago
Pretty sure m00t announced it or something

I for one would love to have sexual intercourse with the character Fuuka from the Yotsuba manga series

not really, sage still works, the only different thing is that you can't see who uses it and who don't anymore

he didn't, he just changed the way it works. Saging just doesn't bump the thread, rather than acting as an anti-bump

Thick eyebrows are signs that a gorl is in fact a best

I think fuuka is ugly tbqh.

fuuka is very cute ngl

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

Fuuka...

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Thanks user! really informative!

nyehehehehehehe

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Superior girl

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"sageru" would imply a downvote but it never worked that way
The only change is that you can't see who uses sage, and you get banned for claiming you did (even if you don't, which is funny to me)

Also apparently a lot of people don't know that it's pronounced sa-ge and not saje

I've been reading through this series, finally, and it's maximum comfy

I don't wanna try it, user

Superior superior girl

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Habeeb it

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>tfw the Sageman game will never be finished

>tfw no cute neighbor girl to have a secret relationship with

Sure I'll sage your thread

Based and Yotsubapilled

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sage doesn't work anymore

>FUUKA

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Yuck! With any luck, Miura won't grow into that.

>tfw no cute not-your-real-daughteru to raise and marry once she's older

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I wish women had long, flexible, strong, tails that become erogenous when aroused alongside being 7'+ tall so they could peg me with the tail as we engage in vagina intercourse.

this thread reminded me that people used to put "sage" in their comment when they thought a thread was shit but still wanted to give the OP a piece of their mind

makes me realize I've been on here way too long

anyway, sage

>t. Woody Allen

it always worked

I want to marry Fuuka and adopt Yotsuba as our daughter.

Imagine getting adopted and then finding out your father was just trying to groom you into being his wife. What a garbage father you would be.

holy shit I just realized I put that in the options field years ago, forgot about it, and chrome has been autofilling it this entire time

hello yotsuba

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based

Shit father but fantastic husband.

TWINKIE HOUSE

That's actually why it's invisible now. Sage is a feature that was created when you didn't want to bump a thread with (You)r shitty reply and wasn't meant to be a downvote.

TWINKIE HOUSE

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Wait, does saging still work in 2020? I though t they disabled it years ago.

holy shit that's hilarious

>make a PSA about sage
>don't actually know its real use
You don't post in a shit thread at all, you report and move on. Sage is not a downvote. Sage is used for posts that have nothing to do with the topic of discussion.

Not vidya

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Fuuka is just a dumb child

nah it's just invisible now

>being a janny side kick
I haven't reported a thread or post since 2015.

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How to get a Fuuka gf?

Is this the snoopdog doujin ?

fuck video games

>not reporting zoomers who admit to being 16

You can stop now

Oh boy.

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It's too late

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I report like 100 posts a day.

>you report and move on
>he's doing it for free

but it's not video games

This thread is good and i havent felt this happy in a few years

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Stop

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Why do I have the feeling that Yanda would end up marrying Kiowai’s sister

Gonna spoil that shit
Snoopdog takes Yotsuba's first time.
Please report.

member noko?

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I pronounce it as seij and there's nothing you can do about it.
Unless you give me a blowjob ;)

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S T O P

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Jannie hurry.

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Okay by popular demand i'm stopping now bye

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RIP sagebombing. Was the best way to kill shit threads.

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No.
Fuck you.

Cute eyebrows

Reply to this post to die instantly!

Thank God

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lmfao!!!!!! epic thread!!!!! xDDDD

'ove me some cute eyebrows, simple as

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>The word sage is not pronounced like the plant, but instead as "sah-geh."
Oh well you learn something every day

best fap of my life

I already fapped to that one anyway

>not just ignoring

okay what fucked up shit happens

Nothing, please move on

testing

They meet their foreign penpals and have a fun time exchanging their culture

oh noes i am having a heart attack oof
when u read this i am already dead desu