Lmao

Spiders tend to do their own thing anyways. They eat the shitty bugs that are hiding in the corners of your house. We aren't that bad at all

>We
Uh.

People that are scared of spiders.
Video game spiders.
So scared they can't even fucking PLAY THE GAME NORMALLY.
JUST FUCKING PLAY THE GAME.
THEY'RE NOT REAL SPIDERS.
I'M AFRAID OF GETTING FUCKING SHOT BUT I STILL PLAY GAMES WITH GUNS IN THEM.

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They are becoming something more

Watch out your house spider might be a Zig Forums shitposter

This is stupid, I can understand people being scared of spiders in real life because some of us are venomous, but in a videogame? That's just ridiculous.

Phobias, man.

I am. The widespread acceptance of the degradation of the English language is one of the biggest tragedies of modern times. It is not that difficult to speak and type properly.

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>I'M AFRAID OF GETTING FUCKING SHOT
Pussy

Getting run over is scary too but you wouldn't say cars are scary. Sorry man the freaky hairy vampiric creepy crawly is just more scary on some instinctual level

This. I'd really like to see before I judge. If the alternative ends up being nightmare fuel then it's based af

>caring about a trash language
but since you're an Anglosphere dweller, you can't or won't learn a better language that isn't being fucked in the ass worse and worse each passing day.

when you have a phobia it doesn't matter if they're on a game or movie you retard, you don't have a phobia of getting shot because that's something literally everyone is afraid of, it's not irrational

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I'm sure the old English felt the same when you started stealing French, nordic, Latin etc words because your bug language simply were too simple.

pussies

basado

>incorporating words, especially Latin derived ones, into your language to make it more complex is the same as everything devolving into baby talk and ebonics
Seething ESL

When I make a video game, it will be a totally normal video game, but i will have your microphone on at all times. Your microphone will be on at all times and you may not even be aware of this because it is only mentioned in the EULA that you did not read. But your microphone will be on and I will be sitting at my desk listening to everything you say. And as I listen to everything that you say, I will have my hand on a button. This button that I have my hand on is the spider button and when I press it, you will suddenly be overcome by spiders. So as I sit here with my spider button, you must be careful of what you say because if you say something that i do not like I will push the spider button.

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>adding new words and expanding a language is the same thing as bastardizing a language and using it incorrectly
Shieeeeeet mo'fugga, bix nood

Literal manchildren play the games now.
Why do you think back in the day you could call someone a stupid nigger and nobody minded that but now passive agressive "gg" can get you banned.

The modern English language is Ebonics to the ones who spoke pure old English kiddo

Through this I found out that Satisfactory has a similar setting.
Difference is, they overlay the spiders with glitched cat images.
Which in my opinion is even more messed up than the spiders.

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>stealing french words
Wrong. The fuckin english let themselves get conquered by the french of all nations, and for several hundred years the french forced their pansy language on the english. So after the english were done after sucking french cock they forced their new bastard language on the rest of the world.

>not being okay with spiders
Punk asses, all of you.

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I wasn't aware borrowing words from foreign languages to describe complex concepts was a trait associated with ebonics

based, the spider button is the solution to most of humanities problems

I'm fucking crying, thank you lads

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Language is constantly evolving. I'm not trying to say that shit like "super not okay" isn't cringe worthy, but the English you speak would be considered entirely wrong if you spoke to someone a hundred years ago.
The golden rule to language really, is as long as two people can understand each other, they're doing fine. By the time we're in our eighties the norm will probably sound much different to the English we're speaking now.

It was only marginally funny in the first thread, now you’re just embarrassing yourselves.

That joke is probably older than you are

>I just bought a game by a dev that says "if you're super not okay with that"

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What a stupid fucking moron you are, lmao.

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I'm triggered by the giant fucking leeks around. Please cater to my needs and implement a leek-less setting so that all leeks are replaced with flowers. Not grass, that semi-triggers me too.

wtf thats actually fucking scarier

painfully underrated post

no it isn't it looks like an unfinished model

>if you’re super not ok with that

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I was going to rag on people for being too pussy to want to kill a spider but jeezus, that was mildly horrifying. The blob reskin didn't really help either, it's just the suddenness of it eating your face and not being able to do much about it.

that's what makes it scary. god has abandoned his creation and left the remnants to pursue you from beyond the realm of human perception.