Why are Gamers triggered by “historical accuracy”?

Why are Gamers triggered by “historical accuracy”?

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Why do "gaymers" post twitter screenshots from their iphones?

where vikings really fucking each other?

that would be hilarious considering the amount of pagan LARPers

Everyone was gay just a few years ago.
Men and Women partnerships is literally a brand new invention designed by the white man to keep a brother down.

As little as just 50 years ago nobody had even heard of a woman.

it's not historical, that's a myth, the whole concept of this is that x said he fucked y, and retarded historicists took it literally

I don't know man, that reply seems like a joke

>Shitpost an enemy by saying you'll fuck him in the ass to prove how superior you are
>Two thousand years some obese thing with purple hair uses that as proof that all your people were homosexual

t. pagan LARPer

Everyone was fucking each other and animals all the damn time until the 50s where our grandparents became super prude out of nowhere.

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Viking were initially called Bi-kings because they were fucking each other non stop. The transition from B to V is a bastardization dating back to Bjorn's Ironside sailing to Spain and the Mediterranean

>believing french lies
t. nordic

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>LITERAL vikingfags
You cannot make this up
Fuck vikingfags and vikinglets

so old people are to blame for why i can't fuck the neighbors dog? got it

Damn dude, you're 1000+ years old?

Im extremely conservative and I even think that is okay lol

>romans fucked so much they drove a contraceptive plant to extinction
>still held up as moral standard

why is this even an Assassins Creed game?

Jelly nobody gives a fuck about your ooga booga voodoo warrior ancestors, nigger?

AC is a brand now, who cares about Assassins

Homosexuality was punished by death and calling someone a fag was enough for him to be justified in killing you. In fact, if he didn't kill the insulting party he'd be ostracized and shunned for being weak and probably a fag.

Seething vikingfag

I mean, humanity put their dick into/put a dick into themselves so much with so much reckless abandon that they had to pass laws to stop the especially silly stuff people got up to for the sake of busting that nut. Homo relationships were pedestrian.

>pre Christian society didn't have a proverbial stick up its ass about homosexuality
Imagine muh shock

It's all the (((Abrahamic))) religions

Not likely, no. They kidnapped women as sex slaves

You sound pretty pedestrian yourself

>everything was fine until white people in the 50s ruined everything
I know your baiting but there are people that unironically think this.

No such thing as homosexuality back then. Only bonding and brotherhood

>faggy vikings
>historically accurate

Sure :^)

they should rename their game series:

Assassins Creed = Ubification: Generic Historic Sandbox

Far Cry = Ubification: Generic Shooter Sandbox

Recon games = Ghost Clancy's Ubisoft Recon

>literally Asscreed
lmao

>t. Schlomo Steinbergman

>New AC game comes out
>Nobody gives a shit
>Ubishit creates some shitty faux outrage story and spams it on Zig Forums
Every time

Because those arent gamers.nor consumers.
They are mentally illed retards.

There were black vikings?

>guts

You can always tell when ubishit is about to get announced because they shill the fuck out of it on Zig Forums.
You only need to look at /vg/. There are NEVER any "generals" threads for ubshit because there's nothing to discuss about these trash "games".