>tfw no gf
Tfw no gf
You'll get used to it
>dreamt about having gf again
jesus fucking christ just end it
you just KNOW
That dog is just a Zig Forumsirgin reincarnated isn't he.
Was it the sniffing that gave it away?
How do I get gf bros...
disgusting
Just be yourself
;-;
Be born handsome and it just automatically happen
He's fucked one more human woman than most people here.
Seriously, what THE FUCK is it with women and dogs? I used to just think it was a white girl thing, but this shit transcends race.
tpbp
Stop fantasizing, coomer
Dogs naturally smell and hump everything
I wonder how many people noticed the grey tabby cat in the right corner.
her walk is goofy but godamm I love it
LITERALLY MADE TO PROCREATE
imma need the sauce chief
made for dog cock
They don't call it doggystyle for nothin
God I wish I was a woman and looked like this
am I the only one
Legit just go to the gym (if you're lucky enough to live in an area where they are still open) or wait for the gym to open in your area, and also diet. I swear to god it's going to sound like a meme, but once you diet and exercise I swear to god you start feeling much better, and it actually cures you of some mental illnesses you might have. Eventually you are going to want to upgrade to taking freezing cold showers only, and working on your posture. Also you want to stop watching pornography, and stop masturbating, but the pornography is the most harmful part of the combination. After a few months of doing this you'll easily be able to figure out which steps you will take to get a gf. Belonging to Zig Forums and Zig Forums is once of the most kino combinations imaginable.
for once, unironically this
I'm so lonely
I've come to terms with the fact that I'll forever be alone and die a virgin without a family of my own but it still bothers me sometimes
But wait a second why are you assuming we're all overweight and unhealthy?
YOU JUST KNOW
Yes. It's literally living life on super easy mode. Men and women alike trip over themselves to serve that glorious ass without expecting a thing in return. You just be hot and collect free money
How on earth is the dog sexually attracted to this human lady? Are all dogs sexually attracted to us?
how is porn harmful? legit curious
Kys tranny
I'm not gay, but the male equivalent of that would probably be even more attractive, so if you're a guy just work on yourself and you can look as good or better than her.
>taking freezing cold showers only
what's the reason with this one? i always do that
because they fucked before
>just increase your risk of prostate cancer, bro
Going to the gym is pointless if you're below 6 foot or whatever height women find attractive these days
Girls are horrible
Yeah bro work your ass off, get fit, get a good job and save up your cash and buy a house, and you too can get dick diseases from a late 20s something chubby used up roastie gf who has fucked at least 4 guys you personally know and now wants to settle down because she's aged out of the hook up scene.