Why does he wear gloves?

Why does he wear gloves?

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he's a fag

because sex

cause poo is yucky and he doesnt wanna get that shit on his hands

To keep his hands clean.

so he doesn't leave fingerprints at the scene of the crime

His hands are cold.

Because all famous cartoon characters wear gloves

Mario at least has excuse unlike tons of other characters who do. This guy guys through pipes and is constantly traversing sewers and shit (literally).

Why the fuck does SONIC wear gloves?

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He's a fucking plumber

Why would a mouse wear gloves?

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MARIO IS A WORKING CLASS ITALIAN

WHY THE FUCK HE DON'T WEAR A BELT IS WHAT YOU SHOULD ASK

Is true that if he were to marry peach he would have like 5 kids? Since he’s Italian and all

aerodynamism

Has Nintendo ever actually referred to him as a working-class vaguely Italian plumber instead of a squeaky clean
mustachioed hero before?

simple. gloves are cool

Both are for the same reason: because they designed them like classic cartoon characters. Characters in traditional animation often wear gloves because it's a lot easier than animating articulated hands, while also allowing more exaggeration and being more easily readable.

To stay safe from coronachan.

In the original Mario Bros, it's why pipes are such a core element in the series.

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They go back and forth: Mario Bros did it and the games sometimes allude to it (even 3D World had the bros fix a pipe in the opening sequence), but other times they resist it.
There was that one case where Mario's bio said that he was "formerly" a plumber, but backlash got Nintendo to change it to simple "is" a plumber or something to that effect.

Because he's based

avoid mushroom germs

It's such a rarity to have positive working class representation in media. This alone makes Mario stand out as an icon. The working man deserves more acknowledgement and appreciation than he generally gets.

Why would there be a backlash on mario's profession?

>a rarity to have a positive working class representation in media
You dumb nigger, half of tv is cop shows

It was a reference to minstrel shows, and white gloves on cartoon characters are the sole survivor of those shows.

>sole survivor of those shows
So no aspects of minstrel shows exist today? You sure about that?

Dumbass

god I realized how stupid modern sonic looks with the gloves
he's such a downgrade compared to chubby cute classic sonic

Propaganda glorifying the government employed enforcers of the current social order does not count as acknowledgement of the ordinary working man.

You are literally RETARDED

Why would you know about them still taking place? Are you racist, user?

he's a sanitation worker, they have health and safety standards and regulations.