This a fucking dream lads

change all those to nintendo and you have Zig Forums in 2020

*pukes*

Would be meh

R/gaming in one post.

what a faggot, thinking about trannies all the time

Together they create the best tranny simulator of all time

>Bethesda: A sterile lifeless world
>ND: You can see the individual asshairs of your horse sway in the breeze. A developer missed the birth of his child to make this
>Bioware: A soulless husk of a meaningless, mishmashed story that was only made in the last 3 months
>CDPR: can't say, haven't played their games

Final Metascore: 6.5/10

Christ, AAA gaming really has gone to shit hasn't it?

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Retarded. Kys weeb

>One good quest with fillers for the rest
>Buggy world
>Every book is the Torah
>Every character is gay, trans, degenerate
Your dream is a nightmare user.

>bioware
>bethesda
do they want the game to be filled with bugs?

I know this is meant to be bait, but Bethesda does genuinely do make the best open worlds, they should just get other people to do everything else

Zig Forums, is there something genuinely wrong with me? Every game these companies make is boring to me, why are all triple a’s the same?

you mean critic metascore 9.9

Only competent one from those is CDPR.

>10/10 metascore
>after FO76 and Anthem got metascores in the fucking 50's

I'll even the score and say it'd be a low 7/10

>bioware
>story

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Naughty Dogs graphics are the only impressive thing on this list

no gameplay?

Never actually thought about what retards dreams are like before now.

huh

UPDOOTED

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>woke garbage quests about fetching dilators for trannies by CDPR
>poorly designed and cramped "open world" where you can't actually go anywhere by Bethesda
>where every character looks like a disgusting steroid ogre or monkey-shaped mutt by Naughty Dog
>with the worst story you could ever possible imagine in which every character is LGBTPQ++ and that is their entire personality by BioWare

Yeah uh.
That's hell in game form, actually.

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I don't know whether this is lame bait or genuine retardation, either way just kys please

And who makes the gameplay? Or has this wonderful game no gameplay at all?

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Cool, we'll be stomping through the woods constantly swearing trying to complete side quests while only pausing to have to navigate around the invisible walls on the terrain and sliding back and forth spamming jump to cross any hill or mountain. Luckily the story and characters will consist entirely of trans people of color aside from the main villain who will be a white man. The character models will be solid but they will also all be incredibly ugly. Game is confirmed 10/10 company reviews with 1/10 user reviews.

Not anymore. Houser and Benzies are out.

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i literally can't

What a terrible fucking game.

TODD NO

Fucking based right here.

There are no good AAA game developers.
None.

>Bethesda does genuinely do make the best open worlds
Ikr, and yet fags itt call their worlds lifeless and sterile, bunch of pretentious retards.

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>literally anything happens
>RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
Rent free

Cool, if you append:

"From ten years ago, before they all went to shit."

I actually agree and if the rumors of them getting rid of crunch culture in the studio are true too I think the quality could dip as well. I'm willing to wait until their next project to see what they're going for and what they're implementing before I say they've lost their way though. They still have a lot of devs who have been there since GTA3 still.

But who will make the combat? Bioware and Bethesda are shit at combat and CDPR, Naughty Dog make you press a button and watch an hour long cinematic slash

Four horsemen of the apocalypse the game.

Holy fuck as if you guys couldn't be more transparent. This is exactly the type of post you'd see on /r/gaming.

LMAO what year are you living in? BioWare can't write for shit.

that sounds like shit

just give me God Hand Mount and Blade

I'd rather play a Larian game.

>90% quests are walk to place x, activate your special vision to see y that will lead you to place z where you slay thing w
>open world is expansive but shallow and completely devoid of soul
>story is a non-sensical mess with "quirky" (read: you will want to kill them the instant they start talking) characters, plot lines that lead to nowhere, saturday morning cartoon villains, and filled to brim with asspulls and plotholes

Not familiar enough with Naughty Dog's recent works to say anything about their graphics but given how shit the rest of choices were I assume that they suck balls too.

>quests by bethesda
>characters by bioware
>qa by obsidian
>monetization strategy by ea
>post-launch support by fatshark
>give 20 random Ukrainians six months to build the engine

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Bioware went to shit long before 2010 though.

can this get any worse

really sucks because i think red dead redemption 1 and 2 is some of houser's best work so i really dont know if they can do another game of that quality anymore.

I think gta 6 will be a pretty detailed open world with nothing to do again and a barebones story if any with online possibly being directly integrated into the story

>them getting rid of crunch culture
kek if this is real we might not get even a single rockstar game this gen

>>monetization strategy by ea

Could be worse, sure microtransactions suck ass but I don't think that even EA has descended as far into DLC jewery as Paradox has.

am i on 9gag what is this fucking thread

oh boy, generic ass rewardless fetch and simple kill quests in a barren, tiny recreation of boston with zero dynamic events, sub par graphics and such attention to detail as turning 2 pairs of scissors and some gasoline into a nail bomb, and a dozen brown lesbian women with short dykey hair and a choice between siding with evil thriving capitalists or idyllic blameless communist

>western games