I can't believe it, Zig Forumsros...

I can't believe it, Zig Forumsros. I can't believe they killed a likeable character early in the game to get me to empathize with the protagonist's motivations and eventual character arc. What a blunder of a game. Just snapped my disk. I'm literally shaking right now...

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I’ve never once played LoU but I’ve spent more time watching Sarah then I’ve played most video games

what

You know exactly what I meant

Worst yet, he trade his ass in exchange for a cup of coffee.

Are you telling me there is that much porn of this kid who appears for like 10 minutes?

No idea what you’re talking about, officer

Yeah and they made up play with her murderer/rapist, this game is just sick.

It's fine because she wasn't a father figure for thousands of people with single mother parents.

are you talking about ff7?

in the last of us 3 they will reveal that the gas mask man that tommy shot in the head actually had a daughter who lifts and she will get revenge

>I can't believe they killed a likeable character early in the game to a new IP with no previously established narrative foundation and six years of false and purposefully deceptive marketing
Yeah TLOU1 was pretty good. TLOU2 is straight trash, though, lmao.

coffee is that good tho

>Are you telling me there is that much porn of this kid who appears for like 10 minutes?

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>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T KILL MY FAVORITE HECKIN' CHARACTERINO NOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT HIS ESTABLISHED NARRATIVE PRESENCE NOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GAME IS MAKING ME FEEL SOMETHING MORE COMPLEX THAN THE SHALLOW DOPAMINE HIT I'M USED TO NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY SURROGATE DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Joel
>my favorite anything
Played it, beat it, promptly forgot it. I also fell asleep during The Last Jedi. I can still confidently call out shitty writing and shittier business practices, both of which charactertize TLOU2 rather blatantly. Now get your fatass out of my thread, porky.

>killing main characters in a sequel to motivate the remaining characters is something complex
Read more books you fucking idiot
The main cast's only goal is surviving in 1 and now it's just deliberately killing remnants of the fireflies in 2 out of revenge? How is this more than hack writing?

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why are blonde little girls so fucking hot?

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>The main cast's only goal is surviving in 1
Embarrassing. Absolute fucking embarrassing. Joel's goal in the first game is repressing then embracing the love he develops for Ellie, as it causes him to confront his daughter's death and opens him up to the pain of potentially losing her again.

Ellie's goal is to assuage her survivor's guilt at having so many people around her give up their lives for the sake of hers, as well as to retroactively justify the awful things she does throughout the game by making them steps to some greater purpose.

>and now it's just deliberately killing remnants of the fireflies in 2 out of revenge?
No, now it's Ellie trying to overcome her pain and guilt at Joel having died with her being angry at him by hunting down the person who killed him, struggling with forgiveness for what he did in the first game and only being able to grant it after he was gone with no opportunity to reconcile, and finally being able to remember Joel as he had lived--not as he'd died.

You are genuinely too stupid to understand these games.

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Why does she love adult peepees so much bros?

>killed a likeable
Sarah was a nigger, like OP

she's overdressed

Their goal was to not have sex while they're on camera from the tension I've been seeing between them. That's why cuckman came up with muh daughter story, to guide you away from the sexual tension between two protagonists, that's why he retroactively made Ellie gay, to deter any criticism that sexual tension might exist. TLOU1 is a hugely closeted hugely repressed cunnykino that's deeply ashamed of what it is. That's why it's so popular, people really resonate with that.

>I also fell asleep during The Last Jedi

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Brunettes with blue eyes are the GOAT lolis tho.

kys pedo

take your meds, ellie was always gay, take your pedoshit somewhere else tranny

I wouldn't know anything about that, sir.

most lgs do believe it or not

Don't care didn't read won't buy stop trying

>ellie was always gay
No she wasn't, her gayness was only introduced in DLC. The game is only popular because of cunny, women love it because they want to have sex with their dads, men love it because they want to have sex with their daughters. Game appeals to both. But of course nobody can ever admit that so we have to go through the charade of pretending this mundane zombieshit is somehow deep

kys pedo

cringe, fuck off to reddit

Why though

cope