Play X-Piratez

Play X-Piratez.

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That girl with the puffy hair is cute
Someone draw her feet!

>Women make better Criminals.
That’s... not something to be proud about.

>women

>more mature
>more hygienic
>more modest

wuhbuhwhat? literally never in history

>all these self-compliments
>and then right at the end "modest!"
fucking dobson.

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>calling themselves modest
>praising themselves for everything

checks out

I think he write modest as in prude.

>modest
I may spend too much on Zig Forums, but the joke is that women are a pain in the ass, right?

>women
That's all a bunch of hairy man son.

This is an X-Piratez thread, not some loser artist you care about for some reason thread.

where's the art of them being inflated?

>all sitting around while guy works and praising themselves

Sounds like women to me

>Dont smell bad / Showers on a pirate ship
>No mention of prowess or ability to actually perform as pirates

Could they even lift up cannon balls? Ships require a retarded amount of physical labour.

>trust each other more
As if every single female relationship doesn't implode at some point or another from catty, passive aggressive hatred over nothing

>not sexiest

heh

isn't this a little sexist AND mysoginistic?
>women are perfect, don't have flaws
>they are all princesses

Is it true Dobson vanished?

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>Aren't sexist pigs
If this weren't a Dobson comic I'd have thought it was all a tongue-in-cheek joke

I AM FAT FUCK

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>Aren't sexist pigs

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kek
But seriously play X-Piratez. The Geoscape is awesome.

>female
>more modest
>more mature
lel the delusion

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

imagine being at computers

OTHER GAME

>guy doing all the work while women fuck around on their phones
why is Dobson such a fucking sexist?

newfag. everyone knows you never post an image more interesting than your thread. OP wanted a dobson thread

dobson used to be god tier. what happened?

EVERY

WAKING

he was banned from Twitter for going full Drumpf syndrome, so much so that even mods were telling him to chill but alas. He's still around on FB though

reminder that in a Q&A he said he favorite thing from McDonalds is fries

MOMENT

>trust each other more
dont women literally all hate each other?

Girls dress and act like whores though. With men only the gay ones do that.

BRETHEREN

ONLY

HOUR IM CHOOSING MY CONFESSION

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I bet dobson needs all this female crew as emergency buoyancy.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Dobson should just stick to drawing cute girls. He has potential there that he refuses to exploit.

He blew this a long time ago.

Yeah, this is a really bloated market right now.

The truth is even funnier

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These are cards

Is Dobson the saddest individual on the internet?

This will never not make me kek. Its the perfect encapsulation of why Dobson is so pathetic.