Nintendo Direct Leak

Hi! I jusT wanna start out by saying tHat I do in fact work for Nintendo, but I got bored and wanted to make leak Some stuff. There wIll be a Nintendo Direct in AuguSt. First off, I do know when in August, but I also Know that NintEndo will probably send the Ninjas after me, so all I can say is that it won't be that early.

> Direct starts will the reveal of Crash Bandicoot for Smash.
> Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time is revealed for Switch.
>The next Animal Crossing update is covered, it shows the return of the Roost and Jack.
> The Plants vs. Zombies collection is revealed.
>A new Nintendogs is revealed.
>Ultra Punch Out!!! is revealed.
>Pikmin 4 is revealed.
>Hollow Knight Silksong gets a new trailer, and a release date of October 17th.
>A highlight reel plays.
>The Mario remakes are revealed, the games included are: Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario 64 DS, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Super Mario 3D Land, and Super Mario 3D World. They will all be included in a compilation, and are full remakes.
>Hornet is revealed as the next Smash character.

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stop it
get some help

Op is a faggot
Kys op

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Not only does no one know who tf Hornet is, but this sounds like WAY too much. You lost me at PvZ, they would port Battle for Neighborville, not the mobile games.

Kill urself
also post Laverne.

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HTHNSTINDASFAKNEN?

Shut up

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Why dont xdrones or snoyfags post as many fake leaks as nintoddIers?

>Hornet is revealed as the next Smash character
You know that's not gonna happen.

Gay

>hornet
>not the knight
wouldnt even be mad though and nintendo remaking like 10 mario games at the same time is just ridiculous

>Crash for Smash
>PvZ Collection
>New Punch Out
>Pikmin 4
>Remakes of 6 Mario games
>Hornet for Smash
Fake because its too good for Nintendo standards

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE SUPER BLOWJOB AT THE BACK OF A WENDY'S SIMULATOR IS COMING TO BINTENTO BITCH!!!!!!!!!1111111

SHUT THE FUCK UP I GET YOU'RE FUCKING HUNGRY FOR NEW GAMES BUT SHUT UP FOR ONCE IN A WHILE, HOLY SHIT!

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This is fake and gay, but the hornet in smash would be fucking awesome

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>THISSFAKE
Gee, really? I totally would have believed it without your secret meessage.

the random capitalized letters almost make it believable

This, name a more iconic vehicle in a racing or fighting game. You can't.

I'd just be happy having the Daytona and Rolling Start songs. Hornet would be so insanely fun though.

Why does every fake leak include this Mario collection shit? Nintendos never going to so that.

>hornet
WRONG

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Where's the Leak thread #78?

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Jesus Christ this is bad. Fuck you OP

There will be a Nintendo Direct in March.
There will be a Nintendo Direct in April.
There will be a Nintendo Direct in May.
There will be a Nintendo Direct in June.
There will be a Nintendo Direct in July.
There will be a Nintendo Direct in August.

Just fuck off. Nintendo recently said they were looking at new ways to deliver news rather than Direct because they are FUCKING SICK of you schizo morons demanding everything and anything all at once and then throwing a fucking fit when you don't get it.

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The entire Leak Thread series got rebooted on /vg/

Where? I don't see it.

>Plants Vs. Zombies Collection
If the rest of the leak wasn't so obviously fake I'd almost believe you for how off-the-wall random this is

>They will all be included in a compilation
Nintendo charged full price for a remake of link to the past that looked worse than the original, they ain't gonna package those games together.

Nevermind, I got it, I think.

>Ultra Punch Out!!! is revealed
YOU LYING NIGGER THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN

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>hornet


based

Now this would be fantastic.