Teammate plays like a retard

Next time try "mentally impaired troglodyte of an excuse for a human being" I like that more anyways, personally

I play it every day and have done since beta. I've been playing Zenyatta recently.

I've heard a guy call our Lucio a fucking retarded monkey and an ape for the entire match, and he was fine.

It can still be fun sometimes.
But that's a no no opinion here so better watch out.

Sorry user who posted this, you right

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This is a good one, because if you only say this without being explicitly racist then they have to make the connection between monkeys and niggers, which makes them the racist, which in their fragile goyish minds is like a self-destruct button.

>the super mario world edit started on his own
>can't remove it from my head

>Playing OW
>Playing any team game with randoms

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More like
>op plays like a retard
>calls teammate retard
>gets banned for being a retard
Retard

you're right to call out retards on their retarded behavior.
you should have known better than to do it in fucking Overwatch.
you retard.

>call them brainless idiot abortion who should stop playing

>never get banned

I've actually started have more fun than ever on it. Zenyatta feels like I'm being shit on when all the strongest heroes atm are diving me. Trying to overcome Genji, Doom, Lucio, Moira, etc. running at me is a great feeling.

Zig Forums is just very torn because they grew up on TF2 and can't let go. I can understand that.

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I never played Overwatch.

Does the game really cost $235?

user, that's Mickey Mouse. You don't buy a ticket to Overwatch.

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Worst part
>Nu-Zig Forums will defend it

>Call out team mate who picked the second sniper in Paladins when we needed both a tank and DPS
>Call out the edgy sniper again when he refused to get on the point when both teams got wiped out which cost us the game
>I still end up having to carry the game as both healer and DPS
>Get muted for being toxic
>End up getting more kills as a healer then the edgy sniper main
Is everyone who plays paladins fucking brain dead?

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fpbp

>he didn't buy $175 worth of lootboxes to get epic rarity skins for all heroes
pleb

I've been a toxic piece of shit so many times but I've never been banned because I'm not retarded enough to display my toxicity through a system that gets recorded and can easily be scanned for keywords.
Screw with your team and make them ragequit, calling them niggers is just boring.

>do something not meta successfully and win
>DATS NOT WHAT MY FAVORITE TWITCH STREAMER SAYS IS BEST
>REPORTED

>get shot by enemy
>”ah damn you faggot”
>teammates are silent for a second then suddenly some limp wristed nasally voice comes on
>”did you really have to call him a faggot you homophobic piece of shit?”
>proceeds to throw game
Lmao why are you fucking losers like this. You do NOT belong

>break our corporate overlords TOS
>get banned
Based capitalism dabbing on commies.

>FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS FREEDOM FROM CONSEQUENCES
Retard.

>speak spanish
>say the color black
>get banned

Battleborne was unironically the better game.

>speak spanish
>address your friend enrique in the short way
>get banned

Imagine being so butthurt you go whine on a forum :?

Stay mad nigger.

I get it.

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>A liberal Muslim homosexual teammate was playing a game of overwatch with me, known atheist
>Before the game begins, gets on voice chat and worships Marx and says that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!
>At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States told him to picture a rock.
>"How old is this rock?"
>The arrogant teammate smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"
>"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real then it should be an animal now"
>The teammate was audibly shaken, and dropped his mouse and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of his room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
>The other players applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior.
>An eagle named "Small Government" could be heard perching atop the American Flag and shedding a tear on the mouse.
>The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
>The teammate lost his right to play and was fired from his job the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi

It actually happened to one of my "too dumb to understand English" friends. Well, he wasn't banned but he was really confused why "kike" is blocked/filtered/censored/whatever in Blizzard's games.

Who’s whining my man I’m laughing at the loser who got butthurt over a word. Won that game btw despite him trying to throw it lmaoooo

This screencap is a good window into the mindset of your average banfag. When they hear people post dissent or wrongthing they literally just hear NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER over and over. They can't process opposing thoughts or differing beliefs. This is all they can hear, for defensive purposes. They are set to be this way, like NPCs, or tamed beasts, desensitized to any form of control and actively hostile to the concept of free thinking. Now LITERALLY anything can be labelled racist and censored and those drones will be brainwashed into believing it.

thats exactly how they are programmed to think
its the same thing with covid
SHUT DOWN THE WORLD REEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHH
yet it has a kill rate less than the normal flu

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You have to very sensitive. Don't be an asshole and hurt people feelings. I don't that too much to ask.

Go outside.
Take a shower.
Have sex.

>making the same thread 3 years in a row

it should be a bannable offense to aggressively micromanage your team mates, the sr system is there to punish or reward their decisions and it is extremely good at that
beyond politely asking if a person is comfortable with playing class x, shut the fuck up and focus on yourself