Life-sized ryza statue for only $26,000

>life-sized ryza statue for only $26,000
Why haven't you ordered one yet, user? You aren't poor, are you?
sankakucomplex.com/2020/07/31/¥2-75-million-life-sized-atelier-ryza-figures-finally-up-for-sale/

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I could buy a Ryza sex doll for cheaper.

I sure do loke jerking off to fale cartoons, am I right fellow incels?

Edit: thanks for the Zig Forums silver kind stranger!

Ninja Edit: Zig Forums gold?! Oh my bacon and narwhal!!! You're too kind Gentlesir!!

>even comes with a thigh gap for intercrural
Nice.

Is there even any coomer who can afford it?

I feel like they went too far with those thighs and tights. They are too fucking tight, running around in them, adventuring and doing alchemy would kill Ryza's legs because of constricted blood flow

The sequel has her squeezed even tighter.
Not even that unbelievable anyway, women will fucking mutilate themselves to look hot.

Don't you guys get tired of fapping to imaginary girl who would never want you in a million years if they existed?

>Hard plastic / PVC
No thanks. a soft doll would be better.

>using jokes making fun of reddit but on Zig Forums
I don't think you know who you're trying to make fun of anymore

Imagine the hot glue

fat
also,i hate her

>$26,000
>they didn't even put toenails on her feet
shit quiality

Would love to be part of that hotglue, would need some extra guys to really spray her down though

>sex doesn't sell says ubisoft
>niche franchise that have over 20 titles over 20 fucking years had the best release date ever just because they made main character thick and sexy.

Pretending to be retarded still makes you look retarded.

>¥2.75 million is $26,000
why is yen funny money?

A yen is kind of close to a penny in value.

And yet people still try to defend these games as not waifushit.

i started with ps3 entries and havent played any of the atelier games since sofie and the book but i stopped early in that one because the removal of the time limit turned me off. i heard ryza is pretty different. would i be able to enjoy it still or do people only like it for sex stuff?

like cents?

Well they're not only waifushit.

What's wrong with it being "waifushit"? As long as it's fun.

They don't. what are you talking about?

Actually tighter tights help bloodflow as blood is less likely to get stuck on vein valves.

It's one of my least favorite. A bit too easy. Doesn't have much memorable music tracks either aside from the battle theme at the half point of the story.

This sounds like something that could be in Zig Forumsingo.

its always disappointing to find out the soundtrack to a jrpg is mediocre.

but people dont measure money over $1 in cents

There's a coomer in Japan who spent close to $100,000 on leveling his Scathach in FGO. They're out there.

Does it really matter user? You know that there are 100 pennies in a dollar, and roughly 100 yen in a dollar as well, so rough conversions are pretty easy. It's not some weird shit like 37 yen per dollar or 514 yen per dollar.

plenty do
my country's currency is pretty much exactly like yen, even value is about the same

>Linking sakaku
Fucking cringe

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