Female joins game

>female joins game
>all attention is diverted to them
>game slows to a halt
how do I call this shit out without sounding like an incel. I just wanna play game

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>playing online games
You asked for it.

the word "incel" became a buzzword and is basically the opposite of "simp". where "Simp" nowadays just means "person said positive thing about women", "incel" means the opposite.

This, premades only.

>female
>them

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Just write "Make me a sandwich".

That’s quite insightful of you, maybe you should write a paper on the subject.

Mute voice chat faggot

>"You aren't gonna get laid, shut the fuck up, loser."
Then mute everyone else, knowing full well they'll be seething

>female joins
>suddenly all the guys try to talk in a deeper sounding voice

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What game user? I need a bit of context

Happened to me the other day playing rising storm
>girl joins
>asks to be commander even though shes level 11 and our current commander is doing a good job
>wont stop talking over people trying to use team voice chat to give game info
>everyone aside from the current commander and like 4 hardcore players sucking her tits
>finally get fed up and tell her to just post her onlyfans and stfu so we can use team voice to actually organize attacks
>she finally shuts the fuck up
>leaves less than 5 minutes later
>game goes back to everyone bitching about bad pilots on resort immediately

Who cares if they call you an incel? Just remind them that your life is not solely defined by who you fuck or get fucked by.

How come e-sports aren't gender mixed?

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You don't. Live women always take the favor over artificial game goals. It is what it is.

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I played online games for 8 years and never saw this happen. Lots of girls played. No one cared.

Why would someone do this? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

Women. weaken. legs.

Because men are superior to women in virtually every competitive activity?

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>letting a girl join your guild in the first place
There's no one to blame but you

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I played Final Fantasy XI from 2004-2009. I'd say about 10% of the players were girls. Most of them were sluts or lesbians or played with their husband. Girls were the center of a lot of drama, but it's not like a girl joined your party and everyone suddenly started acting like idiots. Girls were everywhere. And you never really knew if they were actually a girl.

I played Valve games from 2009-2012, as well as a few other MMOs here and there. Also saw girls all over the place. Also was never a problem. The two TF2 servers I went to the most often had regulars who were girls and in one of them one became a mod (and the owner of the server got hired by Valve, so I have a Valve employee on my friend's list oddly enough).

you're a literal fucking robot

>no heroes
hey, i remember those stupid fuckers from tf2

>everyone hugs the bitch that fucked up
this is why women stay retarded

youre just upset cause ur too beta to talk to them

Simps are incels with the added Oblivious status effect.

"incel" and "simp" are just buzzwords created to avoid acknowledging that we decide what men should exit the genepool before they've even turned ten. Men are hated by default and women loved. When a woman feels bad about herself, there is something wrong with society for making her feel that way. When a man feels bad, it's because he's a needy asshole. Bam, just like that he's dehumanized so I don't need to feel bad about trying to push him to suicide."Simp" isn't a guy who was nice to a woman, it's an ugly and/or poor guy who was nice to a woman. Evolution is simply cruel to men. Anyone who's ever had a bully knows that bullying never receives punishment, yet standing up to a bully does. Because if you're bullied, you're probably short or ugly so we all want it to happen. Look at how people respond in discussions about mass shooters whenever someone mentions bullying or ostracization. I look forward to all the ad hominen this post will receive before the thread gets deleted.

You there OP? I asked what game.

What's going on in this webm?

Girl on blue team fucks up and scores in her own basket after the white team's free throw, white team then I guess just goes along with it assumes they switched baskets and score in their own basket.

you're actually completely right

It's not worth it, just go do something else.

You can't. The only solution is to abandon ship.